(Warning: Spoilers ahead!)

1.7th Heaven

7th Heavenwas an American family drama about the Camden family.

I put drama in quotations because it was actually comedic gold.

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Theres also the family dog Happy.

As I said,7th Heaventried to bring the drama but it honestly just gave a lot of cringe.

One time, one of the kids Simon joined a gang.

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Another time, Simon had a cup of coffee and developed a crippling caffeine addiction.

Anyway,7th Heavensomehow ran 11 seasons total, spanning 243 episodes, with each episode offering predictable, cringeworthy storylines.

Thats basically all you’re gonna wanna know.

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The rest is as yikes as that!

3.Riverdale

Riverdalemay have completely lost the plot but itneverlost my heart.

Cohesiveness?c’mon.

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But the truly bizarre twists and turns ofRiverdaleare exactly what kept so many viewers hooked.

No onetruly,no onewas doing it likeRiverdale.

In Riverdale we trust, amen.

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