Relentlessly pursuing an ex who clearly doesn’t want you back.
1.Having scream-fighting matches with your partner constantly because youre both so passionate like inThe Notebook… Nah bro.
That shit aint cute.
Mark Decile
2.Relentlessly pursuing an ex who clearly doesnt want you back.
3.Serenading them at their doorstep.
4.Forced kisses to shut them up.
5.Showing up at my apartment unannounced.
6.Staring at you while you sleep.
9.Threatening to hurt yourself if they dont date you.
10.An overdramatic proposal in front of a bunch of strangers.
11.Pursuing someone who is already in a relationship.
12.Surprising your partner with massive financial decisions.
13.Showing up at someones work…
If someone I was dating showed up at my office, I would be mortified!
Like learn some boundaries people!!
14.Grabbing a hold of a womans arm and keeping her from walking away.
15.Being told no fifty times hoping for a yes.
Its shown to be persistent and innocent, but in reality it would be stalking and harassment.
16.Sending flowers to a workplace without being married or in a committed relationship.
17.Any kind of combat.
That isnotthe time for flirting.
No family would ever do this in real life, its fucking weird.
Like kindly, make out in front of Nana and your Uncle Ken.
19.Stopping someones wedding and asking them to be with you.
You couldnt shoot your shot before the wedding?
Its not a surprise event.
20.Casually stalking who theyre pursuing.
22.Kissing someone who is asleep.
24.Breaking through airport security to profess your love.
Have fun getting tased and sent to prison jackass.
25.Bumping into the same person over and over again.
26.Therapists dating or having sex with their patients.
Oh but they have such a deep connection!
No, thats a malpractice lawsuit in the making.
27.When people talk like really close to each others faces, like two inches apart.
28.Turning up at your door with flowers.
I later let him know that this was NOT okay.
30.Romantically throwing rocks at someones window to get their attention.
Bruh you better be ready to pay for insurance.
