Your bro’s sisters, exes, aunts, and mother are all off limits.
1.Sometimes its hoes before bros. Facts.
They made a decision to fall in love with somebody who truly understands them.
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He might actually want to spend some quality time with her and chill the fuck out.
3.Never knowingly fuck another mans woman.
He may want to remain ignorant, but at least he was given that choice.
4.If your bro is sad, you are to comfort him and then not bring it up.
5.Do not drink your bros booze supply unless he offers first.
6.Your bros sisters, exes, aunts, and mother are all off limits.
7.Step in and tell your bro if you see hes making a woman uncomfortable.
Gotta look out for our female bros as much as the male ones.
9.If you unknowingly blow your bros cover, you must IMMEDIATELY alert him to the situation.
Interrogator: Do you know where your bro is?
Me: Yeah, dudes out golfing.
text bro CODE RED.
CEASE ANY AND ALL FUN AND PREPARE FOR IMMINENT COUCH SLEEPING.
11.If a bro is about to cheat on his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband, you get to intervene once.
If hes too fucked up, get him outta dodge before he does something stupid you could stop.
12.Dont mess with another mans wife/girl.
Its just wrong, and can completely destroy a mans mind and soul.
13.No looking at others while using the urinals.
14.Dont throw friends under the bus to impress others.
Hey Bro, are you going to be a ski instructor again this year?
Dude, you still rocking the guitar?
Give him the chance to shine and be modest while he talks about himself.
Never take their help for granted.
Suicide is one of the biggest killers in young men around the world.
19.A bro should always help another bro stay out of a fist fight.
If a fight is inevitable, bros should have each others back.
20.If you’re able to help a bro get laid (i.e.
by leaving the dorm, finding a different ride somewhere, etcetera) DO!
21.Leave your masculinity at the door.
Real bros dont flex on bros.
22.Dont get into any punch in of business with your bro.
Money changes every relationship.
Just stay silent and dont fucking start gossiping, it really screams shitty person.
24.Dont look at anyones phone with out asking.
People will defend that shit with their lives.
Feign ignorance if another one of them brings it up too.
Not your place to tell someones personal shit.
Let the other bros know right away.
When hes dealing with passive aggressive harassment he needs someone to back him up.
28.Pay your fucking debts back.
30.Player 1 is the person who owns the console.
