shut the dang cabinet doors!
Close all the doors!
Im trying to listen to you, but cannot clearly hear what youre saying.
Sinitta Leunen
Either way, youll likely be pissed about it.
3.end the dang cabinet doors!
Close all the doors!
4.terminate the microwave door after you take your food out!
5.Push your goddamn chair in when you stand up from the table.
6.Do not salt the food Ive made you until youve tried it.
7.Stop asking me questions and watch the movie and youll understand what the movie is about.
9.Scrape your damn plate off before putting dishes into the dishwasher.
Marching around pissed off that you had to do it.
Its definitely, people.
Def-in-it-ely and de-fi-ant-ly are two completely different words with completely different connotations and definitions.
11.I ordered a hamburger.
Those dont have cheese.
If I wanted cheese I would have ordered a cheeseburger.
12.If someone had their door closed when you entered their room, close it when you leave!
13.Use your fucking turn signal.
14.You LOSE LOOSE change.
Your team did not loose.
You did not loose your wallet.
You dont have lose change.
15.Its could HAVE, should HAVE, would HAVE.
Not could OF, should OF, would OF.
16.You dont do things on accident, you do thingsBYaccident.
It pisses me off all the time when people use them wrong!!!
19.A lot is two fucking words.
20.Self-plagiarism is stupid and should not be a form of plagiarism.
21.Its hear, hear not here, here.
Get it fucking right.
22.That box of useless cables in my closet?
Yeah, that box is mine, and I will NEVER throw it away.
23.You do not have free reign over something, it isfree rein.
It is an equestrian metaphor people!
24.Youre not the only person in the grocery store, lady!
Move your cart to the side IN ANTICIPATION of others trying to get by.
Its not predicting the future and you really need to work on your spacial awareness.
25.Every day: something that happens every day.
Everyday: ordinary, unremarkable.
26.When not in use, the microwave is a clock.
Stop leaving your unused time on there!
You just have to hit the cancel button once, damn!
27.Leaving the lights on when theres no one in the room.
This is such a stupid thing but it just gets on my nerves.
28.I will argue ALL DAY LONG with people who use apostrophes when something is plural.
29.Having any sound coming from your phone over the speaker in public.
TF is wrong with you?
I dont need to hear your shitty music OR your conversation!
30.The people ON the elevator EXIT FIRST; that means BEFORE the losers waiting FOR the elevator ENTER.
Is negative shame possible?
I will have negative shame for making you feel awkward trying to block me from getting off the elevator.
