How do you know if a chef is mean?
He beats all the eggs.
You might not think of eggs as hilarious, but they are!
In fact, theyre an egg-cellent source of humor, if you think about it.
Because he just got laid!
It wasnt all it was cracked up to be!
Why the hell are you egg-noring me?
They were afraid of being beaten!
Its so hard to beat.
She had a medical eggs-am!
He was a little chicken!
Eggs marks the spot!
He gets lots of eggs-ercise!
Everyone knows they cant take a yolk.
Just give it a little push!
She wanted to hatchet.
There was no eggs-press lane!
Omelettin it slide this time.
Youre such a rotten egg!
You crack me up.
He beats all the eggs.
He liked em poached.
