What when needed, is thrown away; when not needed, is carried back?
1.What when needed, is thrown away; when not needed, is carried back?
2.I have cities, but no houses.
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I have forests, but no trees.
I have water but no fish.
3.He who makes it, doesnt need it.
He who buys it, doesnt want to.
He who uses it, doesnt know he does.
5.Its so fragile that by saying its name, you break it.
6.If I have three of these, I have 3.
If I have two of these.
If I have one of these, I have none.
7.A man enters the local hardware store.
He asks the clerk, How much are those?
The clerk says, 5 bucks a piece.
The man says, Great, Ill take 99 for me and 100 for the neighbor.
The clerk says, Thatll be $25.
What did he buy?
8.I am a rock group with four members.
All dead, one was assassinated.
9.A peacock lays an egg on a fence between two houses.
Who owns the egg?
Peacocks are male, so they cant lay eggs.
10.I follow you wherever you go.
The more of me you take, the more of me you leave behind.
12.I am everywhere, yet I am nowhere.
Im right in front of you, yet I cant be seen.
No matter where you go, Im there.
Without me, you wouldnt be alive.
13.Im rarely touched, but often held.
If you have wit, youll use me well.
14.What comes once in a minute but twice in a moment?
The letter M.
15.You have a heavy barrel.
What do you put in it to make it lighter?
20.If youve got it, you want to share it.
If you share it, you havent got it.
22.What has a neck but no head, and arms but no hands?
23.What gets dirty as it drys?
24.What is one thing that no one wants, but everyone wants to win?
25.While I am young I am tall as can be, as I grow older I get shorter.
When I die, I will be no more.
26.I am in the light but never touch it what am I?
27.How far can a dog run into the forest?
Halfway, because then hes running out.
28.What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
29.No legs I have to dance.
No lungs I have to breathe.
No life I have to live or die and yet I do all 3.
30.I built a square house with 4 walls, and all 4 walls face south.
Build it at the North Pole.
