“I like a little mystery, farting is for coworkers only.”
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Weasked, and you guys answered!
Below are the best responses to this shockingly divisive question about a natural bodily function.
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if hes cool with it, then u know its time to unleash the kraken.
2.Whenever you feel comfortable enough.
But, let him make the first fart or hell never let you live it down.
I have been married to my husband for 16 years.
I had my kids by c-section, and I was very gassy for a few days.
I would ask him to leave the room.
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I would tell him, I needed a drink or something so he would leave.
4.Keep it old school.
5.When you both no longer care.
6.The first time you pull out!
9.I like a little mystery, farting is for coworkers only.
10.If the guy really likes you, he will accept if you fart in front of him anytime.
Sooner or later, he will find out.
So what the heck?
Get it over with so that you know what youre dealing with.
It would make an awesome initial greeting!
12.A few weeks for the guy and a few months for the lady.
14.If its a guy you dont like & want get rid of just letem rip.
But some guys really like a gassy girl.
And none of that peeing with the door open nonsense either.
I attempt to leave the space/room.
18.My husband and I have been married 20 years and it hasnt happened….we refuse.
He sometimes catch some in his hand and chase me to smell it.
20.Once you move in together.
Theres no hiding it anymore.
Its just a matter of time!
Lol
21.whenever you gotta?
Idk were friggin humans.
22.Men-whenever…women-NEVER IN LIFE
23.Twenty-five years and I still dont.
24.Was dating him for a few months at the time.
Stayed the night at his house.
Both of us dead asleep.
Hiding it from one another was history the next morning.
Especially if youre already in bed together.
Night farts are real.
26.Maybe 10 yrs in…… but the real answer is NEVER.
27.If you fart chances are hell laugh.
If he doesnt, time for a new boyfriend.
28.It is a natural body function.
I try my best not to but eventually it happens.
We ended four years laterbut its a funny story.
Stop tryna do this fake shit.
If your date didnt like it, then he or she aint good for you.
You want somebody you’re free to be comfortable with.
Dont want you to smell it.
30.First date, get that shit out the way instead of dragging it out.
If its meant to be, they wont give a damn.
