Someone told me that they liked talking to me because I made them use their whole brain.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
People fromAsk Reddithave gotten some pretty unique compliments.
1.You know the definition of the word wholesome?
Allef Vinicius
You are my new definition for that.
Something along those lines, kind of weird, but man did it feel good to get it.
I couldnt stop smiling.
2.That Im like a piece of furniture.
I dont do much but people notice when Im not there.
Not as in I looked relaxed.
She meant I looked comfortable to rest, lean, or lay on.
At first, I asked if she was politely saying I was fat.
4.My friends and I were talking about what kind of potatoes wed be.
One of my best friends told me, Youd be a loaded baked potato.
People pay extra for that good shit!
5.My 4-year-old son told me I smelled like music.
When I asked what kind of music, he said, Music you dance to.
Still the best compliment I have received to date!
8.You look gay today by one of my great Nans friends.
She had meanthappybut it made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink.
Thought she had excellent gaydar, turns out she just thought I looked happy.
9.Im petite so there was one time somebody told me that I must be easy to maneuver.
Not sure if that is a compliment…?
It was the most unsettling, funniest, and somehow most charming compliment Ive ever received.
11.A teacher in high school told me several times that I had a perfectly shaped head.
13.Every time I see her, my gynecologist always says, You have such a CUTE little cervix!
14.Someone told me that they liked talking to me because I made them use their whole brain.
Its weird, but it was nice to hear.
15.Ive been told that I have exceptionally smooth balls.
Like two hard-boiled eggs in a balloon full of downy fabric softener…
16.Your leg hair looks sexy.
17.Your penis is harder than old chicken.
18.You finally look like a human being.
It happens every time I get a haircut.
19.I went to my 25th high school reunion and a woman I knew then didnt recognize me.
When I told her my name she said, Oh my gosh!
Youre so handsome now!
20.Random stranger while I was on a run: NICE NECK.
Im not saying I believe in vampires, but I made sure my windows were all locked that night.
21.It took me a couple of decades to realize guys like you are the best.
22.When I went to the doctor I guess they were training a nurse?
They were about to draw my blood and the older one poked at my veins.
She said I had nice bouncy veins, so theyre easy to see and draw blood from.
24.I had pink eye and the nurse was looking into the noninfected eye.
You have beautiful retinas.
25.You look like youre good with your elbows.
Said by a 50+ year old man biking by.
He then swung back around telling me I should try out for the local roller derby team.
26.With the right makeup, youd make a really good looking girl.
Im a guy by the way.
27.During an internal ultrasound I once got told I have beautiful Fallopian tubes.
Ive been riding that high for years.
28.Wow, youre stronger than my dad my girlfriend, the first time I picked her up.
29.Your freckles are so sexy.
They remind me of my sister.
30.You remind me of a swan.
