A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
1.My dog looked too cute and I had to stay to pet her some more.
2.Im not late, Im just early for tomorrow.
john vicente
3.I got lost on the path of life.
4.A wizard is never late!
Nor is he early.
He always arrives precisely when he means to.
5.Im late because of who I am as a person.
6.Time is a mathematical invention to explain the passage of the sun through the sky.
I am unencumbered by such mortal irrelevancies, and frankly, I pity those who are.
7.Id apologize for being late but I do not value your time.
8.My clock passed away today.
9.A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
10.My dog pooped in the house.
I couldnt just let that sit around for hours until I returned home.
11.I was too tired because Im overworked.
It wouldve been unsafe to drive in that condition.
12.I couldnt be bothered to care.
Be happy Im here at all.
13.Im late because I didnt want to be here at all and this seemed like a good compromise.
14.I couldnt find my pants.
15.My alarm was set to PM instead of AM.
16.I was busy working on this excuse.
Someone told me to go to hell.
I couldnt find it at first, but now Im here.
18.Sorry, youre not important enough for me to leave sooner and risk being early.
19.I didnt want to be here.
I value my time more than yours.
22.I was born late.
And my mom still hates me for it.
24.Im a lazy fuck.
25.If it wasnt for that traffic light turning red I would have been on time.
Youre all just extremely early.
28.Sorry,Bohemian Rhapsodycame on right when I parked.
29.I ran out of gas looking for cheap gas.
30.Im an asshole, and I have poor time management skills.
