I’ve never, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Ask Reddithas compiled the greatest Gordon Ramsay insults together!
1.Ive never, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.
Ian Dooley
2.This fish is so raw its still trying to find Nemo.
3.Theres enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.
4.Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause thats how it escaped out of this restaurant, thats how fucking raw this is.
5.You guys cook like old people fuck.
6.This crab is so undercooked I can still hear it singingUnder the Sea.
7.Youre a first class cunt.
8.This lamb is so underdone a skilled vet could still save it!
9.I wouldnt trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant.
10.Youre a fucking disgrace.
11.This has so much oil America wants to invade the fucking plate.
12.You wanna see my asshole?
it’s possible for you to watch me walk out of the door of this fucking dump.
15.Its not as if youre the captain of the Titanic… youre the fucking iceberg!
16.This beef is so frozen it is singingLet It Go.
17.You put so much ginger in this its a Weasley!
19.Fuck off you piece of fucking yankie dankie doodle shite, fuck off will you like yeah?
22.This bread pudding tastes like I already threw it up out of my arse!
23.Is your brains in your fucking arse?
24.That looks like it had a thousand buffaloes walk over it!
25.You stuck up precious little bitch.
26.My Gran could do it better.
27.THIS SQUID IS SO RAW I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO FUCK OFF.
28.Breaded cod tastes like a breaded condom.
29.For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit.
30.This pasta is more limp than my grandfathers dick.
