Why do the French never eat two eggs?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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Updated 2 months ago,March 4, 2025
These jokes fromAsk Redditare hilarious!
Omar Lopez
1.Where do you take someone who was in a peek-a-boo accident?
2.I heard of a book where Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat have a cross-country adventure.
3.Whats a cowboys favorite car?
Many people say its a Bronco, but its actually an Audi, pardner.
4.Me: You know it is statistically proven that people who talk to themselves are more intelligent and intuitive?
Them: Oh wow, thats interesting.
Me: I wasnt talking to you.
5.Where does a bee go to use the bathroom?
To the BP station.
6.My ex-wife still misses me.
But her aim is getting better.
7.Whats Whitney Houstons favorite jot down of coordination?
8.My brother fell into an upholstery machine.
9.Whats the cheapest cut of meat you’ve got the option to buy?
Deer balls; theyre under a buck.
10.How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
11.Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
Her coach was a pumpkin, her cleats were glass, and she kept running away from the ball!
12.Why did God only make one Yogi Bear?
Because the second time he tried, he made a Boo Boo.
13.I sold my soul to the devil for a sandwich and a bag of crisps.
It was a pact lunch.
I said, Give me your mildest roast.
She looked at me for a moment and said, You have the most average ears.
15.I told my girlfriend she draws her eyebrows on too high.
16.Do you have anything to drink?
Do you have anything harder?
17.Why did the man at the can-crushing factory quit?
Because it was soda pressing!
18.Whats the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed one on a bicycle?
Attire (a tire).
19.Where do otters come from?
20.Why do the French never eat two eggs?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
21.Whats grey and cannot swim?
22.A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.
The sheepdog is panting, and says, Boss, I did it.
It took me all morning, but I finally got all 100 sheep in the barn.
The farmer says, Thats great, but we only have 97 sheep.
The sheepdog says, Yeah, I know.
I rounded them up.
23.I dont trust elevators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
24.Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Pepperwater makes them sneeze.
25.What happened to the cow that jumped over a barbed-wire fence?
26.How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?
They just compliment it and get mad when it doesnt screw.
27.You put the punchline first… How do you tell a time travel joke?
28.Statistically, 6 out of seven dwarves are unhappy.
29.What does theSixth Senseand theTitanichave in common?
30.Two drums and cymbals fell off a cliff.Bah dum tish!
