I feel bad for wrecking your two lips so I got you some tulips.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These messages fromAsk Redditare hysterical.
2.c’mon unblock me on Facebook.
Samantha Gades
3.To my one and only.
Im sorry I didnt tell you I was married.
4.I removed these from nature so that you’re able to watch them slowly die in your house.
5.I still dont think I did anything wrong… but heres some flowers.
6.I love you, my dirty hooker.
7.This should be worth at least a blowjob.
8.I feel bad for wrecking your two lips so I got you some tulips.
9.Im sorry you found out.
10.You work so hard everyday and still have the energy to come home and hey me.
11.Roses are red, emeralds are green.
I love your legs, and whats in between.
12.I couldnt come up with a better way to tell you you might have chlamydia.
13.I hope these fill your hole rather than another dude.
Do you want me to top or bottom tonight?
15.These flowers will die just like our love.
16.You are not the father.
When you get home, Im going to bang you.
19.Youre dead to us.
20.Cant wait to put my tongue in your bootyhole.
21.Im sorry I had sex with your friend.
23.I want a divorce.
24.I hope youre allergic.
25.Sorry youre such a dumb bitch.
26.I would dragon kick a baby for you.
28.Sorry I knocked up your friend.
29.Thanks for letting me borrow your deodorant!
30.To me, from me.
