That was her first name.
Asthma, as in the breathing condition.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
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Andrea Bertozzini
1.An ex had friends who named their kids Haight and Rayge (hate and rage).
2.My neighbor was the 12th kid.
His parents named him Twelver.
Thats gotta be the worst Ive ever seen.
She was a kid my mom met when my mom worked at a pediatricians office.
Secretloves mom laid out the whole story to my mom about the name.
5.Had a little boy in my program named Rowdy.
Eh… kind of rednecky but, whatever.
Then I found out his older brother is named Howdy!
6.I went to high school with a guy named John John John.
Yes, his first name, middle name and last name were all John.
7.Some friends of mine in high school knew a girl named Cash Money.
8.My mother knew someone who named their kid Har$
Yes, thats pronounced Harmony.
9.Christgift, Christwill and Christgood all siblings.
Most ridiculous name Ive seen thus far though:
Starscream Anakin as his first and middle names.
He has a normal last name.
When I first saw it, I was certain that it was a kid fucking with our program system.
Then I met him in person, and he showed me his ID.
His name is legally Starscream Anakin.
He was just awful.
Yes this was their legal name.
12.I once encountered a plump young woman whose name, according to her ID, was Rotunda.
13.My mother is a genealogist and discovered that my great great great something grandparents were named Lettice and Nimrod.
14.Heard a lady yell at her kid, Graceland Tennessee stop running around!
That was a little girl I use to babysit.
16.A family friend named his son Sir and its pretty cringe.
18.Met a kid named Beau once.
Learned later he had a twin brother named Arrow.
19.Sprinkle because she looked like a little sprinkle when she was born… so they say.
20.My moms class had a 5 year old girl named Trinket.
21.Did data entry at an amusement park.
One pass holder was named Asthma.
That was her first name.
Asthma, as in the breathing condition.
22.I know a girl named Random.
Randoms parents were unamused to say the least.
Maybe they should have considered the consequences before picking that dreadful name.
23.Knew a boy in America called Satchel… Im sure the parents thought it was a cool name at the time.
But that name has not aged well now.
26.I knew two girls in school, one was named Happy and one was named Buttercup.
And no, they were not related, just instances of two ridiculous names.
27.A woman I know really likes Harry Potter movies and named her daughter Herminy.
It really hurts to write it like that.
28.My sister works with a girl by the name, Tyranny.
And according to my sister, it sounds like the name suits her.
29.My uncle had a kid at his middle school named Mother.
30.Chevy, because he was conceived in the bed of a Chevy truck.
