1.A movie about an old guy who makes his house fly away and kidnaps an Asian kid.
3.Nothin but the rent.
4.My serotonin levels after seeing you my friend.

Brooke Cagle
5.Why, what did you hear?
6.A two letter word indicating direction.
Want to do something about that?

8.Sure aint my pay.
10.Stiff dicks and airplanes.
11.The price of gas.
12.Oh you know… same soup just reheated.
14.The direction diametrically opposed to the force of gravity.
15.Anything taller than me.
16.If I told you, would you sit on it?
18.How much time do you have?
19.A chickens ass when it eats.
20.Hard dicks and helicopters.
21.Something Rick Astley refuses to give anyone, especially you.
23.Is it just me or does it smell like updog in here?
24.Not me, Ive been real depressed lately.
26.Childhood obesity in America.
27.The opposite of down.
28.I have a boyfriend.
29.Thanks, you too.