I’m not responsible for their bad taste.

1.Well shit, I had no idea I had so much in common with everyone else.

2.Im not responsible for their bad taste.

30 Hilarious Responses When Someone Says, ‘No One Likes You’

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3.Do I get bonus points if I care?

4.Youre allowed to have a wrong opinion, no one has stopped you before.

6.My dog does, that means more to me.

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7.Perfect, Im an introvert.

No one likes you either.

9.But my mom says Im cool.

10.Well I like me, I like me so hard.

You care so much about how many people like me!

Thats really sweet of you!!

12.You act like I actually value what you have to say.

13.I dont really like myself either.

14.How can you speak for everyone when youre nobody?

15.Didnt know your mom is called No one.

16.Youre talking a lot of shit for someone in cumshot distance.

17.On a good day my wife likes me, so lets flush the air on that one.

18.I dont wake up in the morning for others, I do it for my dogs.

19.The feeling is mutual.

20.Eh, fair enough.

But at least they dont pretend they like me, uh-oh did I say too much?

21.Im hurt that you thought I didnt know that already.

22.I think youre projecting.

23.I didnt get hired to be your friend.

24.Stop talking to yourself.

25.Oh, good; glad to know its working.

26.7 billion people dont like me?

27.Ive heard worst things about me by better people than you.

28.Ive never been a fan myself…

29.Mission accomplished.

I like me and thats more than enough.