Sent a link about bondage stuff I wanted to try with my partner to their mum.
1.Me and a buddy were studying for a quiz on Romeo and Juliet two years ago.
I jokingly sent a text saying, Hey girl wanna fuck on the balcony?
Cottonbro
And I promptly received, Hey on my way over.
You better be naked when I get there.
3.One time at work I got just the biggest urge to play with some titties.
He sent me a selfie with his man boob out: Ok Im ready.
We still joke about it.
Well, let us know if anything changes.
6.So Ive got two friends with the same first name and similar last names.
One of them I had a FWBs thing going on with.
So once while I was mildly drunk and sent a Wanna come over?
text at 1am to what I thought was my FWBs.
It was the wrong one.
That would have been fine and we could have laughed it off later.
Instead she responded pretty much immediately with Sure ;) and said she would be right over.
She was dating one of my fraternity brothers and was completely serious about coming over.
7.I sent, I finally found it!
Id be thrilled if you might rub it on my boobs when I get home.
To my airbnb guests, not my husband.
It was iodine, for breast lumps.
And I got a 5 star review.
8.Sent a link about bondage stuff I wanted to try with my partner to their mum.
9.For this one, I was on the receiving end of a wrong person text.
10.Im female, with a male best friend.
to my best friend instead of my SO.
11.Accidentally sent, Sounds good, I just gotta meet my dealer first, to my boss.
12.Valentines Day I was planning on getting the girlfriend a sex toy.
I gathered 4 options through screenshot and sent it… to my landlord.
13.You still down for going to the sex shop tonight?
Sent to a coworker, not my wife.
Coworker gave me shit for over a year.
I was just like, Oh I wanted to ask you what it all meant.
17.My mom texted me once right after I left saying, I want you inside me.
18.On NYE I texted my Dad, Wish you were here to kiss at midnight.
Dad being next to Daisy on my phone was a nightmare.
My dad never replied and we never mentioned it again.
But we both know what I did.
19.Sent, Hey could you bring the weed you mentioned?
to my mom instead of my friend.
20.After a breakup I went to my exs to pick up a few things.
What was I thinking?
Sent it to him.
I just tossed my phone in the backseat once I realized what I did.
Its been almost a decade and he still wont talk to me when I run into him.
Got my conversations crossed and sent her my detailed description of what we had done.
Sent it back to her instead of my friend saying, This bitch wont let me go anywhere.
Grounded for an eternity.
24.I have a cousin with the same name as the woman Im currently seeing.
26.My girlfriend at the time and I were really into sending pics to each other through Snapchat.
I wore boxers which drove her bonkers especially the bulge part.
I sent a snap of it to her with a dirty comment.
He didnt know what to do so he just unfriended me.
It was something like, In 30 mins Im fucking your sexy body hard.
They were very thankful and very awkward.
29.Wrote: Fuck it, were going to Wisconsin.
My mothers gonna give me hell but thats life.
Meant to send it to my friend.
Sent it to my mom instead.
I sprinted to my boss who, thankfully, hadnt checked her phone yet.
