Have there really been three full decades ofFriends?
Thats how they do pants!
Looking to Ross for validation he asks if thats how a tailor measures pants.
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Ross confirms, Yes.
Yes, it is…
It sounds like a dying cat.
to which Chandler responds, Why is your family Ross?
After Ross states, I just want to be married, Rachel enters Central Perk in her wedding dress.
Chandler then tries his hand at the same luck: And I just want a million dollars!
Id like to talk to you about something Im really uncomfortable talking about.
But Joey misunderstands the question, thinking Ross needs a topic, so he suggests, Sure, what?
How about uh, you showering with your mom?
Its always such an unexpected silly laugh.
Chandler simply states, You have to stop the Q-Tip when theres resistance!
in one of the shows smartest and quickest jokes.
In 2017, Matthew Perry toldGood Morning Americathat it was his favorite joke of the show.
The Scene with the Scary Clowns (Season 2, Episode 6)
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Ross lied to his parents and blamed the smell of weed in his college dorm on Chandler.
Phoebe has a crush on Jacques Cousteau.
Rachel accidentally put meat in the trifle and Joey wants to go to a party with his dancer roommate.
Luckily, Judy saves the day with her iconic speech, piecing together every joke in the episode.
That is not a cat, Joey says in fear.
Yes it is, Rachel insists.
Why is it inside out?
Ross asks in a creative joke about the uniqueness of hairless cats.
He justifies it: You dont know how long were going to be in here.
Luckily, Monica has the perfect advice.
What could be smarter?
When everyone looks at him, shocked, he surprises himself: Did I just say that out loud?
Yes, Mr. Bing, yes you did.
In fact, even during Season 6, which aired in 1999, not everyone had a household computer.
After learning this, Joey shouts, Chandler!
implying that the book provided him with some adult entertainment.
Apparently, the shows creators have said that its thedirtiest joke of the show.
But Joey misunderstands and responds, Maybe you need sex.
I had sex a couple days ago.
That might be the end of the joke for some sitcoms, but notFriends.
Rachel clarifies, No, no, Joey.
Once again, Joey misunderstands, so he says, Aint gonna say no to that.
You know whats weird?
Donald Duck never wore pants.
But whenever hes getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist.
I mean, what is that about?
Look at me, Im Chandler!
Could Ibewearing any more clothes?
In Rosss line of work as a paleontologist, he uses scientific language to describe humans.
Ross responds, Joey, homo sapiens are people!
to explain that the word means humans.
But Joey once again misunderstands and responds like a true ally, Hey, Im not judging.
During a romantic evening under the stars, the two start to kiss.
Rachel stops after feeling a wet spot, and consoles Ross, Oh, honey, thats okay!
thinking that he got a little too excited.
Oh… you just rolled over the juice box!
Ross relieves her (and us!)
So when he asks, Do you know what this will do for your sex life?
Then, whoever it was locked Joey in and took everything.
to which Chandler sarcastically responds, Bend over?!
Its the biggest betrayal and a brilliant mapping of an affair on a friendship.
The heightened acting and emotion only adds to the genius of the scene.
The answer is hilariously, Chanandler Bong, which Chandler corrects: Actually, its Miss Chanandler Bong.
David Schwimmers physical comedy as he starfishes across the door to see what happens between Rachel and Mark.
And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave, Chandler rebuts.
She asks Chandler, Why isnt it Spiderman?
You know like Goldman, Silverman, pronouncing it like a last name.
So Chandler explains, Its not like Phil Spidermen.
Hes a spider man.
You know like Goldman is a last name but theres no gold man.
But Phoebe gets excited: There should be a gold man!
There may not be a gold man, butFriendsis definitely a golden series.
