At that moment a message pops up from my friend sat several tables away saying, Shag him.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These texts fromAsk Redditare mortifying.
2.I was planning Halloween costumes with a friend one year and we decided to do theBreaking Badguys.
Shawn Fields
Immediately stopped notifications forever and ever amen.
When Gary was using her phone and hadnt yet been broken up with.
And a little racist.
And her future husband saw the text.
Luckily he laughed and agreed with me.
But I was so embarrassed that he saw it.
At that moment a message pops up from my friend sat several tables away saying, Shag him.
6.My aunt was like, Hey, is that the new Samsung, can I see it?
I say, Sure, and then I got a text from my girlfriend: Good news!
I had my period!
7.I was showing my grandma some pictures.
She chuckled a bit and quickly handed me back my phone.
or something like that.
11.I was chatting with a guy and it was going well, nothing sexual maybe mild flirting.
So I didnt care when I gave my buddy my phone for some reason.
Then across the room he yells, YO THIS DUDE JUST ASKED IF YOUD BE DOWN FOR ANAL!
12.Good news, the bump is not yours.
Bad news, you might have herpes.
We both pretended we didnt see it and quickly started talking about something else.
14.My crush was holding my phone at lunch playing Minecraft.
My friends at another table texted me and said, I bet you have a BONER.
Never grabbed a phone faster.
17.Im gonna shit on your chest whilst my mum had my phone.
My dad LOST it laughing.
20.Left my phone on the kitchen table and went to pee.
My parents were making dinner and my mum saw the wanna fuck?
notification from my boyfriend pop up.
I was confused when I came back in the kitchen and my parents were laughing.
21.Story apps can give really interesting ones.
My favorite that popped up while my boyfriend was holding my phone was something like, Mike misses you!
Come back and play!
Or something like that.
Of course all he did was pull the drop down menu down to see the full notification and laugh.
He teased me about it for hours.
The notification read@analfister6969 has followed you.
26.My SIL was staying with me for a week, which I wasnt stoked about.
My sister knew about it and messaged me, How are you dealing with (SILs name)?
Do you gotta pretend to have a nap again lol?
Unfortunately my SIL was borrowing my tablet at the time and saw the notification pop up.
She hasnt stayed with us since.
27.A couple of years ago met a guy from Tinder in a pub for our first date.
Things were going well, we were having a laugh and flirting.
I turned off ovulation notifications after that.
29.Was showing my mum some cake ideas for my wifes 30th that I was considering.
I nearly died of shame.
While my mom was holding my phone.
