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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These stories fromAsk Redditare a little… odd.
He would howl at the moon and just be generally strange.
I dont know what happened to him.
Jp Valery
2.Someone I used to be friends with identified as a Lynx.
I was weirded out but she was my friend so I dealt with it.
Last I heard of her she was drawing furry porn for 100 dollars a piece.
3.Knew a guy that swore that he was a reincarnated Kitsune spirit.
(Mythologically, Kitsunes were described as being especially capricious.)
4.I actually went to high school with a lot of people like this who eventually grew out of it.
I remember one girl specifically because based on her Facebook, she has not grown out of it.
We live in the US and she would put on a British accent and everything.
It seems she has found a partner just like her though and theyre planning a pretty extravagant vampire wedding.
5.I met a girl at a very young age while going to church.
Her family was deeply religious, but in a messed up way.
So we dated off and on, and after high school hit it off pretty strong.
She honestly believed she was a fairy.
We started talking about a few months ago and I found out she had been diagnosed with schizophrenia.
She is currently on two types of medication and she told me her walks are depressingly quiet now.
7.My ex-boyfriend was certain he was a vampire.
He kept going to churches, cemeteries, all those kind of places.
I failed at bringing him back to reality.
He died of cancer in January this year.
I need a drink just fucking writing that.
I gotta admit, when I did figure it out I was not diplomatic.
Not aggressive or anything, but not diplomatic.
I may have laughed at him.
12.Currently serving with a man who genuinely believes that he is a werewolf.
Lived in a 6 square cabin deep in Wyoming for years.
This dude is off his rocker.
Youre welcome for his service America.
13.I met a woman who said she could communicate with trees.
She really believed it.
But I didnt see any reason to confront her about it.
No harm done and it had a positive impact on her.
Maybe it was just her way of telling herself something in a way she could handle.
Anyway, sometimes the voices in your head can be good friends.
14.I have a friend who strongly believes that hes an incarnation of the multiverses most powerful being.
And, when you die, you become a literal god and get control over your own universe.
Were good friends, despite the weirdness, and Im pretty sure hell outgrow it.
15.My ex still believes that he shares his body with the spirit of a Young female girl.
16.Knew a guy who believed he was a vampire, just not on this plane of existence.
He believed that he could astral project into said plane where hed psychically feed off people from this plane.
He met a homeschooled girl and convinced her that she was like them.
He claimed that she got pregnant in the other plane and then ate her young once it was born.
Nice guy, just weird.
17.Used to work with a guy that swore he was an alien.
Claimed that his mother was a virgin, had been abducted by an alien aircraft and impregnated.
I remember being told this by another coworker and thought it was all a farce.
The fact that he was double jointed made it even more convincing to himself.
He believed (believes?)
he is a dragon.
And hes also a furry.
And he also believes he can see peoples auras.
Apparently there is a whole bunch of people who think they are dragons!
He was a neighbor of my best friend and absolutely believed he was a werewolf.
He had a necklace that he wore to keep him from turning.
He was a cool kid and we had fun playing video games/playing outside.
I feel bad because we always thought the werewolf stuff was silly and we would tease him about it.
He lost it and bolted to the gate to run home.
It was around the time Twilight was a HUGE fucking deal.
Not long after this she then told me that I was a werewolf (?!)
because my eyes changed color from Hazel to yellow (?!)
and she wanted me to scratch her with my wolf claws.
Obviously this was news to me because Im pretty sure Im not a werewolf.
21.Dude thought he was a vampire.
Thus ended the boinking and my neck hurt for a while.
He went through several years of weird blood drinking stuff with a group.
Did bloodletting too, into vials, for shots.
22.I had a woman call my office once trying to return a weapon to the military.
Apparently she was the weapon.
23.Oh yeah, tons.
A large number of people think theyre vampires in New Orleans.
Many of them drink blood.
Me: How old are you you?
Hes a very successful vampire tour guide.
24.One time I met a guy by playing online games.
He always said something that he is god and so.
I thought its a joke.
One day we met and he truly believed he is a god.
He said there are more gods on earth and we dont know it.
I ask some silly question if he can gave me some proof like teleporting or something.
He said that wouldnt work because a human brain wouldnt understand that and then my head will explode.
He also said he is a few hundred years old.
Why has god no car?
25.Met a girl in psych who believed she could communicate with dead people and tell peoples future.
Make of that what you will.
Sometimes it was like being in charge of a Dark Shadows convention.
She wasnt too crazy, but towards the end of the relationship she was getting too bitey.
27.My friend thought he was Deadpool with all the powers and all.
He now has a really crooked arm.
28.They had really severe childhood abuse/trauma to contend with, and coped with it by believing they were psychic.
(We met in like junior high when they still believed this.)
Eventually, they realized that they werent entirely wrong just a little bit misdirected.
Not sure what became of him.
Youd think that once people reached this level and didnt have powers theyd quit, but brainwashing.
He couldnt show us any of his moves or weapons, as his Sensei had forbidden it.
One day, he claimed he could spin so fast he could turn invisible.
Several classmates demanded he prove it during free-time and for whatever reason, he finally relented.
He started spinning in circles, but we could still see him.
So he kept spinning.
Until he threw up.
