Red light bonus round.
We kiss when we stop at a red light.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Couples are weird.
Anna Pritchard
AndAsk Redditcan prove it.
1.We invented rock, paper, scissors with kissing!
2.We touch our butts together every night before bed and do a little wiggle.
Its part of our routine now and must be done for optimal sleeping.
We have never acknowledged that I am in fact, the Kiss Monster.
4.We puff out our bellies and make them touch so that the babies can talk to each other.
Im not pregnant and hes definitely not pregnant.
5.My husband and I match our snacks to whatever we are watching.
Better have the tots.
Probably getting sushi… etc…
6.Cuddle or hold hands while fighting.
7.We do inverted kissing.
Its like kissing the void.
It feels really fucking uncomfortable and its hilarious.
She always does it to me when Im expecting a kiss.
We discovered this when I jokingly opened my mouth during a kiss and she started laughing and going noooo.
8.Red light bonus round.
We kiss when we stop at a red light.
9.Whenever he sneezes, I shout as aggressively as I can SHUT UP.
To which he responds even louder, YOU SHUT UP.
At home, in public, it doesnt matter.
Its gotten to the point where I consciously have to stop myself from shouting at anyone else who sneezes.
10.Flip each other off as a sign of affection.
11.Shine a flashlight through my boyfriends stretched ball skin.
Needless to say light really shines through ball skin!
12.We sneak up on each other and bite each other on the neck to assert dominance.
We use the dominance to win trivial arguments like who do our animals love more.
13.We have the WYK rule.
There is zero negotiation.
Its equal parts silly, fake outage, and a deep, committed trust.
It only works because we trust each other not to abuse WYK or use it for evil.
16.We harvest each others goosebumps.
17.Straight up wrestle for fun.
Not the sexy way or the cute let the other one win way, but like actual competition.
Or something to that effect, it changes every time.
Theres never really any warning, it just kinda happens and it gets pretty intense.
21.I give her a butt massage every single night before she goes to bed.
22.We have a mating dance that has gotten increasingly elaborate in the decade we have been together.
Some of the moves go out of fashion year to year, but we have a significant repertoire.
23.Listen to his weird tummy sounds.
I like to vocalize the really loud ones.
I dont remember who started it but we hide the same penis drawing for the other one to find.
She then hid it somewhere and I havent found it yet, that was five years ago.
She told me Ill find it eventually but Im afraid of where it might be.
26.Dated a Swede for a few years.
27.We have a 17 year running game of stealthily pinning a clothespin to the others clothes.
Sometimes, no clothespin for months, and then bam.
One in your armpit.
28.We often just stand in each others way for no reason other than to be annoying.
And then we hug and greet.
Its a little thing which has turned into some sort of ritual.
One day I rang the bell, before she unlocked the door she asks, Whats the password?
I replied in a low tone Mera Piya Ghar Aaya in the same tune.
