I’m fun to fuck – but not to fuck over.
1.Ive made a lot of mistakes in my life.
Sticking around isnt going to be one of them.
God & Man
2.Thank God for the block button.
3.Sorry, my standards arent as low as your exes were.
4.Im fun to fuck but not to fuck over.
5.You were so lucky to date me.
And Im so lucky to lose you.
6.What gives you the impression Im the throw in of girl who will put up with your bullshit?
7.Oooh I understand why youre single now.
8.I feel sorry for you.
Youre about to loseme.
9.You proved I still have horrible taste in guys.
10.I thought you were going to treat me right, but evenImwrong every once in a while.
11.You did the impossible.
You made me excited about being single again.
12.You were so much more attractive before you opened your mouth.
13.Yourehilarious for thinking a girl like me would waste time with a guy like you.
14.I dont think you understand how many other guys want what youre turning down.
15.You had a million chances.
You must have set a record by ruining every single one.
16.You owe me new mascara.
I cried over you enough.
17.You broke my heart.
So Im going to break our Snap streak.
18.Youre a good reminder of why Im better off alone.
19.Im done chasing you, so you’ve got the option to stop running.
20.Im not stupid enough to stick around much longer, so enjoy your time with me while it lasts.
21.Youve ghosted meso manytimes.
Now its my turn.
22.I dont know what I saw in you…
So Im not going to be seeing you anymore.
Hope you enjoy the view.
26.I cant keep wasting my energy on you.
27.I hope you have a fun time watching me move on.
28.You missed out on the best relationship of your life.
All Im missing out on are a few STDs.
29.My friends called me dumb for liking you.
Youre even dumber for turning me down.
30.I can do so much better than you and Iwilldo better than you.
