1.If they have no interest in giving me an orgasm.
2.If they say the words, I know Im an asshole/bitch.
Like okay, Ill take your word for it.
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4.Ghosting you then suddenly popping up out of the blue when they want attention.
5.When they have seemingly no opinion, no voice.
When every answer is I dont care or I dont know.
Like Jesus Christ Im trying to find out what you like so that we can talk.
6.Telling me who I can or cant be friends with.
Screams insecurity, and raises the question of why I shouldnt be friends with them.
If they were my friends from before, why are you trying to get me to cut ties?
7.Not being able to take no for an answer, even with little things.
8.Dont know how to act in public / are unaware of feelings other than their own.
10.Constantly comparing me to your ex.
If you want me to be them, break up with me and get back together with them.
12.If ALL of their exes were toxic or crazy.
We all have one or two bad ones, but seriously its not ALWAYS that.
13.When you come to them with a problem and they turn it into a conversation about them.
14.Little to no effort when having sex.
If you have sex like a dead fish Im not interested.
15.When they repeatedly interrupt me with completely nonessential non-sequiturs.
16.Playing hard-to-get TOO much or for too long.
Bitch I need to breathe.
18.Not having any goals or aspirations.
19.When you realize they only listen to reply, not to understand.
20.If they are rude to service workers.
Also if they dont like animals.
I get the humor, but not on a serious level.
22.Chewing with their mouth open.
I dont need to see your tonsils while Im eating, its just rank.
23.If they are judgmental or tend to jump to conclusions before they know the whole story.
Or (worse) if they combine these two.
24.When they start to pull you away from the rest of your friends to make it get their attention.
26.Talking at you, not with you.
27.Theyre obsessed with their ex.
28.When they dont know the difference between being funny and being obnoxious.
29.If they constantly make you feel bad for them.
30.They enjoy putting other people and their hobbies down.
