Any period piece where the clothes are too modern!
WHY THE HELL ARE THESE WOMEN NOT WEARING CHEMISES?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Here are some movie mistakes noticed byAsk Reddit.
Jakob Owens
1.Any period piece where the clothes are TOO FUCKING MODERN!
WHY THE HELL ARE THESE WOMEN NOT WEARING CHEMISES?
(Not saying theyre uncomfortable in general, just saying its like some of the whalebone sticks through.)
Also, who was wearing the corset matters.
Thats right I am looking at you, medical shows.
As an EMT of 5 years and worked in the emergency room that never happens.
There is no quick wake up like nothing ever happened.
It may take days or weeks for a revived person to regain consciousness.
Or they may never.
Your brain has been without oxygen for who knows how long.
That causes major damage.
3.Any time anyone does CPR.
I was a Boy Scout, I took CPR classes, etc.
If youre doing it right, youre using your whole body, with enough force to break a rib.
4.Every grenade explosion in every movie Ive ever seen.
They were RIGHT THERE.
6.The way diabetes (specifically jot down 1) is depicted in any film.
For clarification, high blood sugar is rarely (pretty much never) a medical emergency.
Low blood sugar is definitely a medical emergency but you dont want to give them their insulin.
If you give them insulin when they are low, youve just killed them.
7.Silencers arent nearly as quiet as most movies make them seem.
The bang will still be loud, just notdeafen everyone standing nearbyloud.
8.NICU nurse here, so basically most delivery and infant scenes.
So many of them are completely misleading.
My girlfriend was watching some show last night and I heard, Two placentas means two different fathers.
NO, no, it absolutely does not!
9.Any scene where a police team shows up to a crime scene and just starts touching shit.
Im looking at you Tom Cruise.
Their organs would be liquefied and bits of shrapnel would finish the job.
12.Any military movie where theres constant action.
Real military shit is 95% sitting around/prepping for an assignment.
13.As a therapist, its funny how productions have a go at represent what a therapy session is like.
14.Climbing through ductwork to escape from anywhere.
16.Mental illness is a slow build-up most of the time, you dont just snap.
17.Disney Channel bully scenes.
I was bullied a LOT and even I know that very few people are everthatoutright rude/mean/sarcastic.
Kids are passive-aggressive with their bullying, and even when theyre loud about it they arent what-ever-major-loser/z-snap about it.
American thinks we say shrimp on the barbie.
Nobody says that, we dont call them shrimp either, its prawns, PRAWNS.
Also, not everyone has the rich thick bogan Australian accent.
20.I cant believe no one has put anything about hackers.
Any movie or show.
Hacker: Types obnoxiously fast.
21.All these CSI throw in shows, the guys are like, Leave the lights off!!!
I need to experience the scene like the killer did!
We caught him 4 hours ago, he dropped his wallet in the hallway.
Turn on a fucking light and you would have noticed.
23.Virtually every movie with a skydiving scene.
Freefall is, at most, 60 to 65 seconds.
My personal highest jump was from 28,000 feet, well above a normal jumps 13500.
I was in Freefall for 80 seconds… Thats it.
You cant talk in freefall.
24.Its silly, but pretty much every movie in which they play Bridge.
Sometimes its just laziness, like giving someone an entire suit in their hand.
But mostly their bids make no sense.
It wouldnt be that hard to look up the basics.
26.Anytime someone does drugs and they give a shot to show what its like.
28.You ever seen a trial in a movie?
No self-respecting typesetter in regency-area London would have printed something so shoddy.
Get it together, Shonda!
