2.The orders crazy shit online kind of drunk.
Drunk me at the pub definitely means loads of oysters, wings, and garlic bread will be consumed.
4.The one who talks about life, death, and existence after two tequila shots.
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6.Drunk me makes elaborate plans to do things with people that sober me never follows through with.
7.The really touchy kind, really huggy and lovey-dovey, which is weird because I rarely ever hug people.
Also I bump into a bunch of stuff because my center of gravitys all thrown off.
10.Thelets go on an adventuretype.
11.Probably the worst kind horny drunk.
13.The kind that is constantly worried if he is too drunk.
I mean, I overshare sober.
Drunk Me has no filter AT ALL.
I mean, shes hilarious.
But I always wake up thinking, I said WHAT to WHO?!??!?!
15.Im the omg Im so drunk guy that only had two beers.
16.Happy, fun, chill.
Im down to keep the party going until there isnt anyone left standing, usually including myself.
Alcohol magically appears sometimes because its just too early for the party to end.
17.I act very funny, horny, and giggly when I get drunk.
Almost like when Im high.
19.An infuriating sleepy mess.
Drunk me wants to nap somewhere comfy and will do absolutely ANYTHING to achieve that goal.
20.Real lovey-dovey, and I always have a go at get people to read my poetry.
21.The magician drunk, I can disappear only to reappear in a whole new location.
22.I start telling everyone how great they are and that they can definitely pursue their dreams.
Then I just want to be left alone.
24.I get so, SO slutty.
25.I like to clean when Im drunk.
26.Angry, violent and awful.
I have an allergic reaction to alcohol that causes me to breakout in handcuffs.
I dont get really crazy, but I like to run everywhere.
28.The loud throw in that speaks everything that comes to mind and laughs like A LOT.
29.I can go from witty and charming to extremely tired within a minute.
Like I dont drink but you’re free to catch me doing some drunk guy shit pretty regularly.
