Start dating a controlling/ manipulative person.
The kind that will lie to you about your friends to drive a wedge between you.
1.Just move a few states away.
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2.Start dating a controlling/ manipulative person.
The kind that will lie to you about your friends to drive a wedge between you.
3.Be the first in your group to get married or to have kids.Adios amigos.
4.Basically just be depressed.
Most friends soon lose their patience once they realize youre not going to snap out of it.
5.Become friends with their exes.
6.Realize that youre usually the one that initiates hanging out.
Stop initiating to see if anyone actually thinks of you.
No one thinks of you and doesnt hit you up.
Slowly ghost out of the friend group because you werent that important anyway.
Friends dont notice nor care.
7.Have either you or your friend create a debt.
8.Finish school and enter adulthood.
9.Suck at responding to texts and calls.
10.Stay single and watch your friends leave one-by-one as they all get married.
11.Start avoiding them to spend more time alone with your S/O.
12.Stop drinking… Or dont stop drinking.
13.Stop asking to hang out because you feel like youre annoying and unimportant even though its not true.
14.Have your spouse die.
Nobody knows what to say, nobody knows what to do, they just stop coming around.
17.Always ask for help and support but dont give it back.
18.Get a possessive gf/bf.
What is an askhole?
Yet, the askhole has the audacity to turn around and complain when the issue happens again.
Thus, confirming the askhole will then again come asking for advice, and never change.
That is a fast way to lose all your friends.
Dont be an askhole.
20.Naming my rapist worked for me.
21.Say you have a crush on one of them.
23.Get diagnosed with a chronic disease.
Im floored at many people tell me Im exaggerating/ lying and need to get over myself.
Im like… Thats not what the doctors say.
Theres no amount of doctors data that can get through their thick skulls.
You may not lose everyone, but youll lose all but the most determined and loyal friends.
27.Sleep with all of their boyfriends/girlfriends and post everything online.
It will cause most normal people to drop you pretty fast.
If that doesnt work, staying at their place for more than a few days should finish the job.
30.Start critiquing them on all their flaws, all the time; every time.
