The birthday greeting must be personal, sweet, and fun all at the same time.
So I got a cake.
-Mitch Hedberg
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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-Lucille Ball
Just remember, once youre over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
-Charles Schulz
Middle age is when you still believe youll feel better in the morning.
The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once.
-H. V. Prochnow
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs.
-Woody Allen
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
-Bobby Kelton
Put candles in a cake, its a birthday cake.
Put candles in a pie, and somebodys drunk in the kitchen.
-Jim Gaffigan
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
-Booth Tarkington
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
Its like, See if you could blow this out.
-Lisa Loeb
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro-eating it.
-Boris Johnson
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
-Mary Schmich
Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
-Larry Lorenzoni
You are getting kind of old, but I still like you anyway.
-Unknown
I feel a very unusual sensationif it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
-Kate Summers
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off.
When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
-Joan Rivers
All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
-George Harrison
Last week the candle factory burned down.
Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
-Steven Wright
The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.
-Catherine Pulsifer
Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity.
-Greg Tamblyn
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
-Brendon Urie
Friends will always be there for the party.
REAL friends will be there after the party.
-Bray Love
Every time a champagne bottle pops, a party angel gets its wings.
-Terri Guillemets
I work hard and I party hard.
When I party, I take exactly the same rule book with me.
-Rhys Ifans
Life is short, wear your party pants.
-Loretta LaRoche
Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
