Had a guy confess to banging his SOs sister when I brought their drinks to them.
It was an anniversary.
I guess he thought it would be the least likely place for her to cause a scene.
Taylor Davidson
She caused a scene.
I overheard a customer talking about someone coming and being so much fun.
I assumed she was pregnant because she seemed to be showing a bit.
Taylor Davidson
I decided midway through the dinner to congratulate her on being pregnant.
To my horror, she said, I am not pregnant.
They were probably in their 60s and were always really affectionate and cute with each other.
My coworker would joke around with them all the time.
Im going to tell your wife you were here with another woman.
Woman said Excuse me?
I am his wife.
Who the fuck has he been coming here with?
Dead awkward silence while she death-glares at her extremely uncomfortable-looking husband.
My coworker just turned around and walked away.
zapatodulce
Older couple at Bob Evans.
I just wish I could die already.
He cackles, then shuffles away.
We obviously didnt allow this (nor realize it) until we actually saw the glass.
They were already gone by then.
The next time they came in we didnt recognize them and got hit again.
They were there for a while, pretty much until close.
I come by to ask if they need anything.
I smiled, told them thanks but no thanks, but have a nice rest of your trip.
They left me a hefty tip and went on their way.
When they ordered she asked for a baked potato and the girlfriend said Really?
Do you really need that potato, Hailey?
The little girl was holding back tears all night.
I messed up her order and brought her the potato.
Then I brought her a free dessert to make up for the mistake.
Just to piss off the drunk girlfriend.
Imagine two very Italian older guys with the most stereotypical South Philadelphian accent possible.
Guy 1:Accidentally spills iced tea on table
Guy 2: ahh its all ova me.
Guy 1: Im sorry it was an accident.
Guy 2: but..its all ova me…
Guy 1: I said Im sorry.
Guy 1: Youre embarrassin me, guy 2.
Guy 2: Im embarrassin you?
You wnna take this outside?
they shake hands and hug.
It was so weird Ill never forget it.
ova = over.Tried emphasizing how hard the accents were.
Mancini1030
I was busting this table and I can hear these two guys speaking in Vietnamese to each other.
One asks the other what they think about me.
The guy responds and said Im cute but I have a flat chest.
Also in my defense we had to wear these oversized unisex shirts that was not flattering.
But anyways, I just keep doing what Im doing and continue on.
They looked shocked; then asked me if I spoke it, which I responded I did.
They didnt say anything else and left.
This isnt really fucked up but its definitely the time I said WTF the hardest.
Couple at the table.
So theyre ready to order food and the conversation goes like this.
Keep in mind that I can hear every word that both of them said.
Girl: are you going to order for me?
Guy: oh… um.
What do you want?
Girl:big sighthe house salad
Guy (to me): um shell have the house salad.
Girl: no egg!
Guy:looks at girl
Girl:big sighranch on the side.
Guy(to me): ranch on the side.
He ordered normally and I finished out the table with no other notable incidents.
I think about this all the time.
Why did she make him be the middle man when I could hear everything she said?
Was this a first date?
I loved that he was just as confused as I was.
heyybeth
Not a waiter, but a barista.
Apparently, they think they wont because she deserved it.
orthag
Im walking down a long hallway carrying a tray of food.
I muffled my immediate laugh with my hand.
It brought tears to my eyes.
I used to be a manager at a Pizza Hut.
Big extended redneck family comes in, with parents and kids.
Standard visit, and they stood up to leave when 2 of the guys started yelling at each other.
Their wives/gfs got in on it and turned it up a notch by getting in a vicious slapfight.
Both of the women were holding babies at the time.
It shook me up inside.
I sat a table of three: a mom, her daughter, and Grandma.
After sitting, Grandma left to order spaghetti at the Italian place next door.
Mom seemed to be having an existential crisis.
I asked her what she wanted to drink.
I dont know, she said.
Can I get you some water?
Do you want me to come back later?
The daughter, who was getting impatient, stood up on her chair.
Ill have you know.
But first I have to get you something to drink.
Would you like some water?
When they finished, Mom paid, and they left.
She tipped well, considering all they bought was $.50-worth of apple slices.
My girlfriend waits tables.
The wife sitting at the table didnt seem bothered by this fact.
I also bought my girlfriend pepper spray and a taser soon after.
They stayed almost an hour after close so I was right there with them in these thoughts.
I was wiping tables around them as this was going on, so I missed the middle part here.
So Im guessing thats how she found out heaven was something some believe in and some dont.
At like 12:30am, in a closed down restaurant.
Husband is clearly upset and wife is acting half-sheepish/half-annoyed and theyd instantly get very quiet whenever anyone approached.
Im walking towards the table and they didnt see me coming…
Husband: How could I not be upset?!
You let him fuck your ass!
Why did we even talk about rules if they dont matter?
I fucks you an I buys you chips!
Complained about everything, basically made up her own menu items, etc.
Probably not the weirdest but the first one that comes to mind.
Late afternoon I had a 3 top family older couple and their adult son.
They talked to him about rehab and his recovery and how he needed to straighten out his life.
moodychurchill
I served at Olive Garden for a few months during college.
One table stands out.
I am a man.
He then tipped .86 cents.
It was a slow Tuesday night behind the bar.
I had one of my new guests come in, I had tended on him a few times.
seemed like a supper nice guy.
Tipped well, drank well and ate well.
On this particular night, a woman came and sat down next to him.
(Honestly, I thought he was gay).
Then my hostess comes around the corner of the bar and motions for me to come talk to her.
Hello sir thank you for holding, what can I help you with?
I told the man I wasnt sure what I should do, or what he should do.
I felt so awful.
Seeing this mans life literally crumble.
I told the man I thought I should hang up and he should call his wife.
I havent seen them since.
apollopa
Party of 5 or 6, its a group of friends having dinner.
In walks a clown.
Clown starts randomly walking around the restaurant doing balloon animals for kids and shit like that.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on, we didnt hire this guy.
The man takes the ring and the woman gets on her knees and asks the man to marry her.
The man says no, tells her to get up and they continue dinner.
This table now has the attention of the entire restaurant (like 300-400 people on our busiest night).
Everybody just turned away and started awkwardly eating like nothing happened.
Well, I was a manager of a restaurant for a few years, not that long ago.
One of the boys gets up to go to the bathroom.
He almost walked in on us this morning.
Boy: I know.
Woman: We can talk about it tonight after he falls asleep.
Shhh…here he comes.
Turns out it should have.
They knew each other from church.
Turns out it had been going on for a year or more and they had sex 40+ times.
She was sentenced to 6 years.
It was really, really bizarre.
