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Updated 3 years ago,November 19, 2021
Inception
Leonardos wedding ring is his totem.
Not the spinning top.
The ban on dancing wasnt a puritanical attempt to control the youth.
Elia Pellegrini
One of the first things Glinda tells Dorothy is that SHE killed the witch.
Instead, she sends Dorothy to Oz in possession of objects that a witch would MURDER her for.
Now, whos left to rule Oz?
Glinda fuckin witch of the north.
She used Dorothy as an expendable pawn to gain control of Oz without having to leave her bubble.
I dont believe it.
No way that a lady just happens to be involved in a murder every week.
lowsodiummonkey
Frozen
The trolls from Frozen kidnapped kristoff.
In classic Scandinavian mythology, trolls would take infant babies and replace them with their own.
Thats also why we never hear anything about kristoffs real family.
Considering all of the detail and research Disney did while making frozen I 100% believe this was intentional.
DaRoosta321
Pokemon
Pokedex entries are written by young trainers.
Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
JesusDiedForBaron
Toy Story
Not dead.
Divorced, and recently so.
We see some family pictures on the wall of their home, and none of them include the dad.
Almost as though they suddenly can no longer afford it.
Which is another point: its implied that the move is last-minute.
Almost like this move was sudden and unplanned.
Finally, theres the puppy.
Andy gets a puppy for Christmas, which by itself isnt an indicator of anything.
Add it to the rest of the evidence, and you have a decent case.
Slant_Juicy
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka knew what he was doing.
There was no seat for Augustus aboard that boat.
He knew Augustus Gloop would fall in there.
shronkey69
Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo is a show about draft dodgers during the Vietnam War.
The people in the season 9 episode Garden Party are his real parents, who clearly are dicks.
Everyone in Adventure Bay/Foggy Bottom/Etc are paid actors who place the pups in coordinated training exercises.
Which is why Mayor Humdinger gets away with all his bullshit.
Parenthood has melted my brain.
kukukele
Pepe Silvia is just Charlie trying to pronounce Pennsylvania.
gigthem08
House
House died in the fire in the final episode.
All the other houses are specific traits, where Gryffindor is primarily about bravery.
The bravery it’s crucial that you get in is the bravery to want to be in Gryffindor.
If anyone is a natural born Gryffindor that we see, its Cedric, and hes a Hufflepuff.
He had a chance to see Arya moments before his death.
cheesyconnoiseur
Dora the Explorer
That Dora the explorer is visually impaired.
Too many factors point to good old fashion murder than a supernatural occurrence.
ThatCoryGuy
Home Alone
Kevin from Home Alone grows up to be Jigsaw from Saw.
