“He threatened to kill my dad because our pet rabbit was being too loud.”
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Updated 4 years ago,November 4, 2020
1.
He threatened to kill my dad because our pet rabbit was being too loud.
The pet was a rabbit.
catchmeabird
2.
The neighbor I live next to right now.
Middle-aged woman with two small kids.
IS THIS WOMAN HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE?
DO YOU NEED HELP?
oceantyp3
3.
My aunt comes into our house in the wee hours of the morning and steals the stupidest shit.
Ah my time has come!
So my aunt lives next door to us.
Which would be all fine and dandy, but shes a sociopath.
My aunt would come get my Nans keys to fill her car with gas and copy the house key.
We then changed the locks, and put a special coded door for the staircase.
We changed the locks again, and the night visits seemed to stop.
I could go on with more fucked up shit she did to us but this is long enough.
pumpkinmuffincat95
4.
Growing up, our next-door neighbors adult son lived at home.
He was a little odd and would stare at us when we were outside playing.
He never spoke to us, just stared, even if we waved or said hi.
It was a little creepy, but we had heard he was mentally disabled so we just accepted it.
We werent really allowed to play outside after that…
Hadley-Hemingway
5.
Sometimes he would sit in complete silence, with his eyes closed (meditating?)
while slowly eating a whole banana.
Whole as in with the peel on.
while slowly eating a whole banana.
Whole as in with the peel on.
soomuchcoffee
6.
She kidnapped my cat because it looked cold.
Didnt tell me until shed had it in her house for two days.
Well, there are two things my neighbor did that qualifies her to be a creepy neighbor.
1: Kidnapped my cat, because it looked cold.
There had been none, apart from my fiancee.
GandalfTheWitch
7.
Old dude tried to commit suicide via bomb and planned to take the whole street with him.
He rarely left his home and when he did, he only took his dog for a walk.
He also talked very rarely and seemed to avoid other people, while his wife was somewhat more social.
The couple lived on our street for a few years and everything appeared to be fine.
However, someday they divorced and the lady moved away for reasons unknown.
The old guy remained with the dog in his house and a few years passed.
There was never something suspicious and, aside from his usual strange behavior, everything seemed pretty normal.
Our street is relatively quiet and normally there isnt much stuff going on.
But this morning was a bit different.
So I went to school and didnt thought much about it.
Police cars and officers were everywhere and even a SWAT Team was there.
I had no idea what was going on.
A timer clock and a toaster served as the fuse mechanism for both the bomb and the basement.
The whole thing was rigged to explode between 7-8 am in the morning.
Obviously, it was something personal.
Luckily, the plan didnt work out, because a neighbor heard the car engine and became suspicious.
He looked through the garage window and at first thought the man had a heart attack.
He broke the door to enter the house and discovered the mess the old guy created.
The neighbor immediately called the cops and a bomb squad took care of the explosives just in time.
Unfortunately, the dog suffocated in the trunk and was already dead, when the neighbor arrived.
The authorities arrested that guy and put him into a psychiatric ward after the court process.
He will remain there until the end of his life.
Source (German)Found an article of a local newspaper about the case.
This happened apparently in 2010 so I edited the date in my original post.
choppedtopieces
8.
My wife and Is downstairs neighbor, Rob.
We have no idea how long he was there for.
To add to it hes married as well.
Renegade_General
9.
I caught my neighbor jerking off in the garden, trying to hide his dick behind a bank card.
I caught my neighbor jerking off in the garden, trying to hide his dick behind a bank card.
ComteDuChagrin
10.
My crazy old lady neighbor brought a dead mostly decomposed bunny rabbit over last night.
My crazy old lady neighbor brought a dead mostly decomposed bunny rabbit over last night.
She wants to give it to my 3- & 5-year-old boys so they could take it to daycare.
I should have never shoveled her sidewalk that time….
DefensiveLiability
11.
One day he catches me and tries to shove his finger in my vagina.
My neighbor was an old 60-year-old man who had been married for like 40 years.
He adopted a puppy and I loved going over and playing with her.
I was only 8 by the way and my mom would let me go over there alone.
Me, being 8, thought it was weird.
But whatever he had a cool puppy.
I told my mom one day and she didnt believe me.
Until one day she is bent over inside her car putting my little bros in their car seats.
Creep neighbor comes up and proceeds to spank her.
Mom flips, tells dad, dad tells him to stop spanking his family.
Then my cousin (same age) moved in with us and would follow us around our yard.
One day he catches me and tries to shove his finger in my vagina.
I scream, my little bro kicks him in the dick, and we run inside.
Turns out the dude was a child molester.
EspeonLeafeon77
12.
No, Im not kidding.
No, Im not kidding.
He lived in my neighborhood with his wife and kids at the time of his arrest.
marimbee
13.
Crazy lady likes to set random fires in her yard and screams at helicopters.
Crazy cat lady, lived in a trailer with overgrown weeds and other brush surrounding it.
Had a toilet in her front yard for some reason.
Inside were two three-week-old kittens, brother and sister.
The brother sadly died from a bowel problem but we still have the female to this day.
Shes fat, bitchy and cant keep her tongue in her mouth and I love her.
Crazy lady likes to set random fires in her yard and screams at helicopters.
Wickedlatte
14.
Just her eyes and the top of her head.
She must have been crouching on the couch the whole time, sometimes for more than an hour.
GooberMcNutly
15. one night my mom had enough.
She hit him in the face and it busted open.
He was dripping blood and screaming out of his window until the cops came.
That was the last time he disturbed our dinner…hooray for Sicilian moms…
LoPriore
16.
Neighbor kid who lived behind us when I was young.
He taught me never to dismiss someone as harmless just because other people say he is.
If you get a bad vibe from someone always trust it.
toomanyrougneds
17.
He would just show up randomly uninvited and would never leave.
vegetarianrobots
18.
He comes knocking on the door to tell me hes not gay or a pedophile.
My older sister and I (Im male) shared a room for a very long time.
Like, blatantly staring at me.
He moved less than a month later and we always kept the curtains closed from that point on.
Heinrich-The-Dork
19.
She used to pick up random homeless people at bars and let them live with her.
We have a neighbor whos a severe alcoholic.
She is in her mid 70s now and has calmed down a lot.
She used to pick up random homeless people at bars and let them live with her.
There was a time when there was anywhere from 5-10 homeless alcoholic/addicts living right next door.
One of the ladies had one leg and her boyfriend ended up beating her up, too.
Once we found two of the guys on our back porch going through our stuff.
Shes been sober now for like 10 years and is actually a really nice person and good neighbor now.
boofk
20.
Hed completely taken off all of his clothing and was standing in the window again.
One of my best friends growing up lived next door to this old woman and her middle-aged son.
This dude was super-weird.
Hes in the window again, staring at us.
Wearing like a white T-shirt and a robe and underwear.
So we run downstairs and tell her mom, who goes upstairs to check.
She comes down fuming just a little bit later.
We were only like 13 or 14 at the time.
RaiKaze1
21.
Earl, the old pedo who lived across the street.
Real name because hes dead and I dont care.
He started off totally cool and was a sweet old man.
Our family was really good friends with them for many, many years so we interacted with them often.
He had a vegetable garden so wed always have fresh veggies delivered weekly every summer to our door.
She didnt say anything, because he was very old and she thought it may have been an accident.
Until the next time, he went to pat her on the shoulder and he grabbed her boob.
Id hate to say I heaved a sigh of relief when he passed, but I did.
BOWL_OF_OATMEAL_AMA
22.
She frequently yells at kids for not wearing jackets at the bus stop.
Probably my current neighbor.
It was a complete lie and the case was closed.
A few days later my wife was outside playing with our toddler.
The neighbor approached my wife and asked her if she learned her lesson.
She also called CPS on our friends across the street because their son had a black eye.
He got the black eye in wrestling, but the neighbor called anyway.
Shes got issues, but she is moving this summer.
Well be in the clear soon enough.
Shostakovich22
23.
She would pour human blood in her rose garden.
She used it as fertilizer for her garden.
HarryBridges
24.
She would stand in her muumuu and stare out the window.
Mona….
She would stand in her muumuu and stare out the window.
She was like a living gargoyle or Cinereous vulture waiting to pounce when she saw something she disapproved of.
Her son asked that someone stay at the house.
There had been a rash of thefts at the estate of the dead during their funerals.
I was asked, a senior in high school, to take watch.
I was told to fix a snack, have a seat and watch some TV.
But in a scene that felt like a terrible episode of Scooby Doo, a storm blew in.
The lights dimmed and flickered as the power wrestled to stay on.
I called my Dad over from next door.
He was amazed at what I was doing.
Sitting in the chair Mona had died in.
She had fixed a snack and sat down to watch some television.
The thing I was doing as they were burying her corpse.
Creepy to the very end…Mona.
paross
25.
My current neighbor is a schizophrenic alcoholic with a glass eye he never bothers to wear.
My current neighbor is a schizophrenic alcoholic with a glass eye he never bothers to wear.
pics-or-didnt-happen
26.
I used to live next to this bat-shit insane lady.
She was probably around mid 50s and never left her house.
Things she would yell included, but not limited to:
Stop putting those chemicals in my house!
I saw you stealing my stuff!
Bring back my (x item) I know you stole it!
Ill call the cops on you, if you keep coming around here threatening me!
I know youre just waiting to murder me!
She had a few screws loose for sure.
I basically would laugh at her empty threats and ignore the rest.
Blarga
27.
My neighbor was living with his parents his whole life because he couldnt work due to some psychological disorder.
I dont know what it was exactly.
But he walks around his house all day and looks at it from all possible angles.
Hess watching his house or his car in the garage all day.
Sometimes he is watching from inside, just staring outside absently.
When you walk past him and greet him, he never answers.
Doesnt even seem to notice you.
Sometimes he walks around the block with his old leather suitcase and sunglasses on.
He returns quickly all the time.
When he recognizes something which is not right, he calls the police.
Even when someone turns around the car in his driveway or parks near it.
Its kind of disturbing, but you get used to it from time to time.
peteflosse
28. hed creep up to my back window late at night and knock on it and bring me gifts.
he was married with children and regularly brought me beer and flowers hed picked for me.
there were other creepy things he did but those were the worst.
I ended up calling the sheriff on him.
hagther
29.
He is on house arrest for bestiality after someone caught him fucking a bull in the ass.
names_are_for_losers
30.
Shed sit on her porch and yell at people.
When I was a child, we had this neighbor named Pat.
Crazy Pat they called her.
She lived in an old Victorian home that looked like it was falling apart from the outside.
Shed sit on her porch and yell at people (before the front porch was falling apart).
Then Pat tried to run Mr. S over and nothing happened.
Literally just saying the word garbage.
Then the years went by and all the neighborhood kids that Pat tormented grew up.
And the night before Halloween transpired.
For reasons unknown, she was dumb enough to leave her home for a period of time.
At which point all heck broke loose.
One kid from up the street climbed onto the roof and entered her home through the second-floor bedroom window.
Another kid entered via the basement.
And what did the parents do?
They all watched and kept lookout.
Pat came home and called the cops.
The cops asked every neighbor if they saw anything?
Every resident said the same thing….silence
Pat moved away later that year.
Someone bought the house on a song and renovated it and made it look quite nice.
istlion
31.
Neighbor asks me over for dinner.
Date does not go well for multiple reasons and I tell him the next day Im not interested.
Two weeks later he leaves me a bottle of womens gummy vitamins on my doorstep.
Hell text me when I walk to my car telling me I look beautiful.
She may want boys, but I would like girls.
We put a sign on our door that said NEIGHBOR [his name].
IF YOU COME BACK WE ARE CALLING THE POLICE.
He responds by breaking into our backyard and trying to come in through the back door.
After that, he leaves me a ticket to a play for seat A18.
At the top he wrote, I have seat A19 ;).
After more calls to the police, he eventually flees the state.
lexi1552
32.
At some point, he decided he was in love with me and started leaving gifts on my car.
A few years ago, I moved into this fantastic apartment building in Juneau, Alaska.
This place had everything.
Mold, mildew, domestic violence on a daily basis.
It was a real classy place.
He was always really hurt when they eventually stole his TV.
That man lost more TVs than I have ever owned.
He eventually got a roommate to help him pay for his place.
At first, the roommate was decent.
He was friendly and mostly kept to himself.
I was in a bad relationship at the time and he was all sympathetic ears.
Unfortunately, he started drinking.
That man would drink everything.
His favorite think was Yukon Jack with a cheap 40 chaser.
At some point, he decided he was in love with me and started leaving gifts on my car.
Just promotional ice scrapers and things he would find in the woods.
You know, normal stuff.
He tried to give me a classic car at one point.
Im not sure the car was actually his to give away.
I believe he entered my home more than once, but never got any proof.
My boyfriend and I were having some pretty serious problems.
Creeper became my boyfriends new best friend.
They were always together.
Creeper became almost like a member of the family.
Creeper started to give me drunken lectures on how to be a better girlfriend.
He would sit outside our window for hours at a time.
I was afraid to leave the house.
I finally regained my sense and moved out of that situation.
I occasionally run into Creeper.
He used to follow me around in public places, but has thankfully knocked that off.
From what I heard, Creeper may have attempted to rape my ex-boyfriend.
They no longer speak.
