What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These farm puns are udderly hilarious.
Your bad mood isnt going to last for long.
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These farm puns will make you laugh until the cows come home.
Id tell them to my dog but hed herd them all.
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Because he was out standing in his field.
Because hes got no beef.
He got a hot-diggity-dog.
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Theres more there than meets the sty.
Because they like being amoosed.
Because the farmer said, Hogwash.
It turned into a field.
It had wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work.
You take me for grunted.
Because they pull corn by the ears.
He said, Sure.
Any jerk can do it.
Because it was always running out of the pen.
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
They barley survive from wheat to wheat.
But it was a maize.
