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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These poems fromAsk Redditare legendary.
1.Roses are red, chocolates are brown, I expected nothing, but you still let me down.
2.Roses are red, violets are blue, Im using my hand, but thinking of you.
Juliana Arruda
3.Roses are red, pizza is too, I ordered a large, but none is for you.
4.Roses are red, violets are blue, so are your balls, because I wont fuck you.
5.Roses are okay, violets are fine, you be the 6, and Ill be the 9.
6.Roses are red, ignorance is bliss, rhyming is hard, show me your tits.
7.Roses are red,hey come from seed, poetry is boring, lets smoke some weed.
8.Roses are red, lilies are white, having butt sex is a cheeky delight.
9.Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but forgot about you.
10.Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.
11.Roses are red, the sun is shining, but my mental health is rapidly declining.
12.Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, lets go screw.
13.Roses are red, violets are blue, its gonna take dental records to identify you.
14.Roses are red, true love is rare, booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere.
16.Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power.
17.Roses are red, violets are blue, Im gonna stick my pp in you.
18.Roses are red, I love the smell of wine, hey wash your butt, before we sixty-nine.
19.Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, Id throw it at you.
20.Roses are red, bacon is redder, theres nothing that bacon cant make taste better!
21.Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesnt.
23.Roses are red, violets are blue, they dont think it be like that, but it do.
24.Roses are red, violets are red, daisies are red, I killed the gardener.
25.Roses are red… Fuck the rest of this and get in my bed!
26.Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now you do too.
27.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar makes me sick, and so do you.
29.Roses are red, violets are blue, you ruined my life, Im coming after you.
30.Roses are red, violets are blue, youre quite hot, I wanna do things to you.
31.Roses are red, apples are too, violets are purple, not fucking blue.
32.Roses are red, violets are blue, I dont mind quarantine, when Im with you.
33.Roses are red, violets are blue, though these are dark times, we will pull through.
