No, but could we fix that?
1.I saw this girl going through Tinder on her phone.
We went on a couple of dates.
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I said, Thats easy, just tell him youre going on a date with me instead.
Why would I do that?
Because, hopefully, youre going on a date with me instead.
Been 20 years as of last May.
This girl I matched withs opening like to me was, Well Im definitely not on that list.
She was one of very very few women who ever messaged me first.
I was charmed, asked her out and its only been 6 months but we are still going strong.
No, but could we fix that?
5.This was on Tinder:
Guy: Hey whats up?
Me: Not much.
Guy: Not much.
Thinking about what Im gonna cook you for breakfast this weekend.
panties drop
One of my friends said it was cheesy.
But I loved it because he seemed so confident and he had nothing to lose.
Fell for it immediately.
She came up to me and said, My doors are always open, and winked at me.
That means two things.
And I went into both that night.
7.Through texts:
Me:
Her: Whats that?
Me: Thats me shooting my shot.
8.Me: Excuse me Im having trouble with my phone, can you help me?
Her: Uh sure.
Do you oughta borrow mine to call someone?
Could you fix that?
Her: Alright, you got me there.
9.How my boyfriend asked me out on our first date!
I said yes, I do.
Well, do you wanna go on a date with me?
I felt my heart burst out of my chest and immediately said yes!
2 years strong now.
10.There was a cute girl at the library at my school.
I walked in and asked her if she could help me find a book.
She asked, Whats the name of the book?
I replied, Its called Will you go out with me this Friday night at 8?
The author is (my name).
We dated for a while.
Thinking about it, I cant believe that worked.
I gave him my number, and he called me, and I bailed on the date.
We got drunk and had a lot of fun for the next 3-4 weeks.
12.A pick up line that actually worked on me needs just a little background.
I worked at a bar during the NBA finals.
So much so that almost every table would say something.
Anyway, onto the line.
I was outside and a cute woman asked, Has anyone ever said you look like Steph Curry?
Obviously I said I get it all the time.
No, just me?
And walked the fuck away to her table.
Needless to say my jaw was on the floor.
I laughed and replied all three, and he agreed.
Weve been married nearly two years now so Id say it worked.
Ironically we both ordered shakes and no food.
We dated for 3 years.
It was quite charming.
16.Used this one on my college campus.
The usual answer is, I want him to walk right up to me and tell me!
to which I can respond, In that case, Hi Im CodyDelish whats your name?
Usually gets a laugh and gets things rolling.
She was about 54.
(Relevant, I promise!)
We were together for the rest of the semester.
18.Not me but I saw my roommate get laid once by saying, So do you have a bed?
She said, Yeaaaah?
You want to like, see it?
They disappeared and met us later at a different place.
I tried a few times, never worked out.
19.In college in the 80s, a mildly buzzed girl friend of mine met me at the keg.
We were just talking when she said, out of nowhere, Were buddies, right?
I was amused and nodded.
She added, Because, friends are friends but buddies fuck, and stared at me.
So, yeah, we were buddies.
20.Where do I know you from?
I swear weve met before.
Its a great ice breaker.
Before you know it youre having a solid conversation and finding out a lot of stuff about each other.
Worked pretty well for me in college.
Im normally shy but pulled it out of his mouth and said, May I help you?
He left his number and lets split a bottle of champagne on the receipt.
I called… after marriage and two kids and 21 years… he died.
I wish I had that straw.
Had never spoken before that day.
Our 7 year wedding anniversary is in 2 days.
Simple question he got a simpleyesto.
24.Whats a pretty girl like you got to cry about?
I was at a bar, got into a fight with my sister and she left me there.
I was outside, crying on the curb and he hit me with that.
That night, we slept together.
When I woke up, we didnt know each others names.
9 years later, were husband and wife.
Even today when I cry about something he will say, Oh looks like Im getting laid tonight.
There was a small dance floor at the bar, but I had absolutely zero interest in dancing.
Her pick-up line definitely worked.
I slid into his DMs saying, I have a few weddings I need a date for.
He responded and weve been together ever since.
Side note: We didnt know each other before either.
27.I was chatting to a girl in the bar at uni, she was wearing very tight skinny jeans.
I asked her, How do you get into those?
She smirked and said, Buying me another drink would be a good start.
28.I was on a road trip through California with a buddy of mine a few years back.
When we reached San Diego, the first thing we did was check into our hotel.
Just as I got out of the car, I met a group of girls who did bachelorette dares.
One of the bridesmaids approached me and asked if I had a condom.
Did you hear what that guy over there said?
!, pointing at me.
A few of them were also attending the party.
So I took my chances, approached her and said, So, how about that drink now?
We then proceeded to have a few cocktails at the bar and the rest is history.
God, I love San Diego.
Someone walked up and handcuffed us together with fake handcuffs and we started dating.
30.I have bright blue eyes, that apparently look great if I wear a blue.
I guess both of our pickup lines worked, even if mine was totally unintentional.
We have a cat together now, so thats about as good an outcome as you might hope for.
33.Went to a party.
Had my top couple buttons undone.
Girl came over and unbuttoned one more and said she was trying to help me get laid.
Happy I took up on that hint.
