“You should’ve seen me play ball back in the day.
I probably could’ve gone to play college.”
2.Making any mention of SAT or ACT scores.
Eliott Reyna
Bonus points for that IQ test you took when you were a kid online.
3.Still wearing your letterman jacket in your 30s.
5.Still bragging about high school basketball games from 10 years ago.
6.Selling pot to teenagers and then trying to get them to stay and smoke with you.
8.Disliking the same people you disliked in high school for no reason.
9.Wearing your class ring.
Like, why were they a thing at all?
They were so chunky and ugly and cost like $70 on the low end.
10.Wanna see my prom pictures?
I use to be so fit back in HS.
You shouldve seen me play ball back in the day.
I probably couldve gone to play college.
Wanna see my highlight reel?
I had a guy every other week when I was a teenager.
Look how skinny I was back then!
I was cheer captain at my HS.
I made sure bitches feared me when I walked the halls.
Its like, ok we get it.
You were popular and feared.
Were nearly 30 now.
11.Talking and gossiping about peoples relationships and dating in that very specific middle school/high school manner.
12.Not developing or growing as a person and everyone can tell.
13.People who say, High school is the best time of your life.
14.Partying with high schoolers when youre 30.
15.I dated a guy with his high school mascot tattooed on his arm.
It was such a turnoff.
16.Teachers who suck up to the athletes and other popular kids and ignore the less popular kids.
My freshman year Spanish teacher was like that.
17.You still wear clothes from your high school days.
19.Monster energy drink sticker on your car.
You must have peaked in High School, because you sure as fuck didnt go to college.
20.Dating seniors in high school when you are 25.
21.Constantly correcting everyone whos wrong on minor details, in a smartass tone.
22.Loud mufflers and revving your engines on residential streets.
24.Constantly posting about whatever activities they did in high school decades after it ended.
25.Forcing your kids to be good at sports.
28.Never advancing your life past the moment when you graduate.
30.Still drinking in the same pub you drank in as a student.
Because thats now full of students.
So youre that guy or girl who never left home and drinks with school kids much younger than you.
32.Still bullying the nerds at your 10 year reunion.
