“My folks met when they ran for cover in the same spot during a drive-by shooting.”
1.My folks met when they ran for cover in the same spot during a drive-by shooting.
2.I was donating blood and I hit it off with the lady next to me.
Ilie Micut-Istrate
She seemed to like my weird sense of humor and I think our blood bags touched.
3.I met my wife in 1989, in psychiatric hospital.
5.My dog got her dog pregnant.
One day she called me and yelled at me for not neutering him and let him roam freely.
We talked it out and fell in love shortly after the puppies came.
6.Have same first name and last names one letter off.
Keep getting each others mail.
7.I met my wife at an orgy.
Well, she was leaving an orgy, and we bumped into each other on the street.
9.I was a stripper and he was a customer.
10.Met at a homeless shelter.
We hit it off, got back on our feet, got a place together, getting married.
11.He used to sell my housemates weed in college.
12.My ex-wife introduced us.
13.We met at a BDSM party.
It was love at first bite.
14.I started DMing her on Instagram, and then she invited me out to her birthday dinner.
Had our first date since we had extra time.
Pool closed early as someone shit in it.
This was In 1998.
I owe my relationship to incontinence.
Been together almost 4 years now.
17.He superliked me on Tinder.
18.We met while both of us were getting treatment in a behavioral hospital.
He has PTSD and Im bipolar.
19.I am an artist, and I met my girlfriend on the street to sell her a painting.
20.I had to drive her home from school because she missed the bus.
We were both in high school.
21.I asked her for a dollar because I was broke and trying to get beer.
22.I was her trainer at Walmart.
23.Got dragged to a party on a Thursday night and blacked out.
I remember none of it.
24.Was at my favorite bar and I approached this girl.
Me: I see you have some chili cheese fries.
Her: Yes, would you like some?
Been married for almost 15 years now.
Married now, of course.
26.My husband and I met while he was dating one of my friends in high school.
27.We both joined a group to play D&D together.
He was a halfling rogue, I was a human barbarian.
I rolled a natural 1 and basically punted him into a wall for some ridiculous amount of damage.
28.She tripped on the gutter.
While everyone around her helped her, I just stood there trying to contain my laugh.
She still tells this story to other people up to this day.
I was new in town, didnt know many people.
She answered, we emailed back and forth a few times.
It was really relaxed.
Then about 3 weeks later we realized it was more than that.
30.Added my wife on Facebook 11 years ago because I thought she was hot.
An acquaintance and I went to pick him and another friend up to go out to a club.
Weve been together almost 15 and 1/2 years married 13.
Even his proposal was not very romantic.
We were in our backyard getting ready to barbecue and he asked me if I would marry him.
First thing out of my mouth was: Are you sure?
It totally works for us though.
32.Working at a residential treatment center for emotionally disturbed adolescents.
There was a riot on campus.
It took two shifts of staff to get the kids quieted down and back in bed.
We were supposed to get off work at 11pm but were there until 1am.
Guy I was working with was friends with my roommate.
So after we got off, I said, Im going home to get drunk.
That was 42 years ago.
Weve been married for 37 years and have two adult children.
33.We had Spanish class together and we were both shy.
So when we picked partners for projects/assignments we were always the last two who didnt have partners.
