“Whatever they gave you last Christmas, still unopened.”
Reddit asked its users for the bestFuck You gift ideasand they definitely delivered.
ya know, a very specific kind of self-help book.
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I gave my boss a Worlds Okayest Boss Mug last Christmas because of a reddit post I saw.
He thought it was hilarious but it wasnt really a joke.
Hes kinda like Michael Scott without being funny or loving.
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A giftcard to a shitty place with a small, odd amount (i.e.
a giftcard to Subway for $2.37).
heyimjason
Whatever they gave you last Christmas, still unopened.
Or opened and just blatantly and haphazardly rewrapped.
A locked box without the key.
Next Christmas, give them a key but its not for that box.
Those perfume/cologne giftsets that you get from the Dollar tree, Rite Aid, or Walgreens.
A gift for their child that looks awesome, yet takes many, many hours to assemble.
A shirt a size too small.
Popcorn tin with all of the cheddar and caramel pieces already eaten.
Theyll be annoyed by it, but will feel too guilty to throw it out.
About 4 months after theyve given birth.
I know this because my aunt did that to my mom after she had my sister.
My mom cried for days.
Fifty dollars in one dollar gift cards.
Heroshade
My father once gave me a box of chocolates made with peanut butter.
I am anaphylactic to peanuts.
Lamlot
This year I was assigned a co-worker I am not a fan of for secret santa.
Shes one of those people that you could constantly hear talking throughout the office and shes super nosy.
She was devastated when Trump became President and constantly went on about how much she hates him.
I found the perfect gift.
I bought her the I heart trump prank mug.
It starts out black and when coffee warms the cup, it reveals the prank.
Laundry-Service
My grandmother gave me a box of trash bags and labeled then as storage bags in the card.
Thanks for telling me all my stuff is garbage, grandma.
Haribo sugar free gummy bears.
I dont think they,re being sold anymore but there are gummis that will have the same effects.
Im both disgusted and impressed!
McChubbin
An accessory to something they dont own.
Weight loss books, gym membership, or diet pills
A dog.
You just cost that person thousands of dollars and tons of time and effort.
An envelope without money
Glitter bomb
Assortment of free samples.
Face wash sample from a magazine at the Dr. Office.
Old perfume samples you were handed in the mall.
A towl, for some reason getting a towel for christmas seems like receiving a giant fuck you.
jarellano698
A cheap, low quality gift with the price tag still on it.
Its super subtle, yet it does some good in the world and/or makes me feel better.
