I was trying to get food delivered to me but I just googled the word deliver for 40 minutes.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These people fromAsk Redditgot a little too high.
1.Went to let the dog out and I walked out instead and left my dog inside.
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3.Got up to leave my bedroom and knocked on the door before opening it to go out.
4.Spent 45 mins looking for my glasses with my friend.
Saidfuck itbc I had to leave and was now running late.
When I went to put on my sunglasses I smashed them onto my glasses.
I had my glasses on my fucking face the whole time and neither myself or my friend noticed.
That was a fucking mess.
6.I set a hot pocket in the microwave and put in my pin number for the cook time.
7.I was trying to get food delivered to me but I just googled the word deliver for 40 minutes.
8.Got high in a soccer field after dark.
9.Was watching a Korean drama when I had a whole freak out when I realized, Holy shit!!
I suddenly understand Korean!
I woke my bf up and made him watch with me as I translated for him.
He laughed at me for 5 minutes before he told me I was just actually just reading the subtitles.
10.Made a cup of tea with cold water and proceeded to put the entire concoction into the microwave.
11.I was fucked up looking for my hotel in Atlantic City.
That was my best effort.
12.Used my phone torch to find my phone in the dark.
13.Watched hours upon hours of the yule log TV show with my friends!
14.Completely freaked out because everyone around me was speaking a foreign language and I couldnt understand anything.
Note to self dont get high in a foreign country.
15.Eating yogurt with a fork in front of my parents.
My dad waited for about 10 minutes to say that a spoon might make it easier.
16.One time I came back inside from a back porch smoke and put my lighter in the sink.
My reasoning was Ill put it in the dishwasher later.
17.Was hot boxing and used my windshield wipers to try and erase the smoke.
18.Some girls in high school invited me to go smoke and swim in a creek with them.
Of course I went to got high as fuck.
Spent the next 30 minutes sitting in the creek.
I was so still that a fish came up and bit my ass.
19.Blew on my cereal to cool it down.
It did not work.
21.Freaked out that Id lost my iPod somewhere on the way to the train station.
I got off the train and went back, retracing my steps all the way back to my apartment.
Only to realize that I was listening to music the whole time… on my iPod.
23.I stared at ants outside for a solid hour and a half, just going about their business.
Im not too fond of insects sober.
But when Im high theyre so goddamn interesting.
25.I hadnt eaten for 24 hours so bought a beef burger from a food stand.
I handed the burger back and walked away without saying a word.
27.Standing by the sink, weeping as I tore into the most juicy and delicious whole ripe mango.
I must have looked like a goddamn weirdo but it was still a beautiful moment.
And singing loudly at the same time.
So I tried on all these clothes I feel self-conscious in and gave myself a bunch of compliments.
30.Ordered food for delivery.
Went to grocery store for stuff to BBQ.
Remembered about the food for delivery while paying in line.
31.Got high, ate a bunch of jalapeno poppers… not that weird.
So I rubbed her leg and was like, Wow…
I cant feel it, and I didnt really understand why.
My friend just laughed at how stupid I was lmao.
I quit smoking cigs a few days after that!
34.I started to get random sensations all over my body.
35.Every time I get stoned, I just want to confine myself to the smallest space possible.
