It would be the most hilarious meal of your life.
We know what you are thinking, its quite literally impossible to grab dinner with a fictional character.
Luckily, we are okay dealing with hypotheticals.

Modern Family / The Nanny
Shed gossip, crack self-deprecating jokes, and dish out dating advice in that iconic nasal voice.
And lets be honestshed see to it we were dining somewhere fabulous.
Id bet shed even make the waiter feel like part of the fun.

Karen Walker (Will & Grace)
Karen Walker would be a true wildcard dinner date.
Her razor-sharp wit and absolute disregard for social norms would have everyone either laughing or looking for the exit.

I Love Lucy

The Nanny

Will & Grace

Modern Family