I couldnt work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
Having a crummy day?
Wish you could brighten your mood?
Then you are in luck!
Here are some of the best car puns that will drive you into a fit of laughter.
When it turns into a driveway.
The Old Volks home.
you could drive a golf ball 200 yards.
And found out how the Mercedes bends
CorVETS.
It feels like hes always trying to drive me away.
The accident was a Fender bender.
Now its a Scubaru.
Because they are two-tired.
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
The wheels, because they are always tired.
Want to go for a spin.
He wanted to bust a move.
Hes all right now.
They hog the road!
A convertible with a big trunk.
In the barking lot.
If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
But man who runs in front of a car will get tired.
