How do you jot down Roman numerals into a word document?
1.But if youre colorblind, then how can you read?
2.How do you spell TV?
Artem Beliaikin
3.On a map, is the blue part the water or the sky?
4.Is Ash Wednesday this Friday?
5.How do you say salsa in Spanish?
7.What kind of meat is in beef and broccoli?
8.Before cell phones I got a call from a buddy on my house phone,you at home?
9.This girl asked me how you ice fish when the fish are all frozen under the ice.
10.What will happen if there are people born on February 29?
Will they stay their ages until the leap year or change their ages?
11.Does the drink come with a cup?
12.Are you from China or Asia?
13.Was the ice age before or after the middle ages?
14.How long before this water expires?
15.Is Cinco de Mayo always on the 5th of May?
16.How do you punch in Roman numerals into a word document?
17.Can you get pregnant from a blowjob?
18.Does wine have milk in it?
19.Has Halloween ever been on Friday the 13th?
20.When the sun goes down, is it nighttime in the universe?
21.Someone asked me if my dogs eyes were naturally that color or if she was wearing colored contacts.
22.What plant do shrimp grow on?
23.Oh the score is 1-1, well thats good, but whose score is higher?
24.How long does one hour take?
She had been thinking about it for 30 minutes.
27.At a party, a friend asked me if dogs can get cancer.
I answered, Yes, why?
Because Ive never seen a hairless dog.
28.As a receptionist for a retail store.
Customer: What time do you close?
Me: Six
Customer: oclock?
Me: …
29.Do you have a mother?
31.Can you answer a rhetorical question for me?This was in a 911 call that I answered.
She meant theoretical, but I was like, Well technically I cant, but ask away.
32.I asked my mom if I had been born in 1888, or 1988?
33.Why did you ring this up as steak burrito and not a vegetarian burrito?
a man who asked me to put steak on his burrito.
He was concerned about having 24 little chicks running around inside his refrigerator.
Dude was a university-level science major.
36.What do you mean buffalo wings dont come from buffalos?
37.At what elevation do deer turn into elk?
38.How long is the ten minute break?
39.Guy asked me if I could speak English, while we were talking in English.
40.Why do you wear glasses?Because my eyes arent right.
Cool so what do the glasses do?They help me to see.
Like what, night vision?
