“His apartment smelled like olives.”

StattPadford

2.She looked like my cousin, which I felt was weird.

csr28

4.His apartment smelled like olives.

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CVIIILIN

5.The girl kept dabbing constantly.

Woo were in nandos.

exodermic

6.I ended the date stat after she said, JOKER AND HARLEY ARE SO FUCKING RELATIONSHIP GOALS.'

soulvestige

7.Had a date refer to me as Senpai, Onee-Chan and other Japanese titles or words.

She was white girl in Kansas.

DarthFatz82

8.He would not stop talking about how woke he was.

kflognogt

9.cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs!

11.He used too much hair gel and it made his hair all crunchy.

RadioJared

13.I turned down a date once because the girl had the same last name as me.

Mouthmouthmouth

14.Chewing your food loudly.

The_UnApologist

15.Men with long, or longish, fingernails.

deterge18

16.Having the same name as a family member.

Bigeggsmcgoo

17.If she starts talking about your zodiac compatibility super soon and seems to take real stock in it.

LegendOfDylan

18.They only watch indie or art house films.

I like that stuff too but not all the time.

Col_Walter_Tits

19.Teeth to gums ratio being way off.

Cattywumpus1968

20.A peanut allergy.

Im not ready for that kind of sacrifice.

con_man15

21.Pettiest is I dont like guys with big nostrils.

Im aware this is subjective, and probably slightly insane.

Becauseiwasdrunk

23.If I see Live, Laugh, Love in her house… Im out.

I was not comfortable with that level of risk taking.

insufferableninja

27.He had naturally dark red hair.

HowardAndMallory

28.Back when I was dating, the fatal phrase of I dont read.'

MayonnaiseUnicorn

29.Knuckles that are darker than the rest of their skin.

RedShirtDecoy

30.I cant date someone who collects collectors items, e.g.

420_ricer

32.If they have baby carrot fingers.

I dont want those things touching me.

IcedTea

33.He asked for kissies.

The cringe was too strong to get over.

platinum_skies

34.Their taste in shoes.

35.A girl l met on OKCupid ghosted on me after I told her I didnt like Twilight.

Shiny_Mega_Rayquaza

36.If someones name is Chad, I just cant do it.

ashleymadsen98

37.He wouldnt eat Taco Bell.

Its my favorite guilty pleasure and I got irrationally upset that he wouldnt even try it.

AvgWhiteMale_AMA

38.If I dont like their name.

doyathinkshesaurus

39.If they work in HR.

thomas_newton

40.If they have a shitty tattoo.