Can I get you guys anything else?
Yeah, a boatload of cash!
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Alexander Kovacs
HAHAHA during abdominal and vascular studies.
Every time Im checking if some notes are legit or not, its: They should be fine.
I printed them this morning.
it’s possible for you to keep the bills!
Some clients do actually say, If you really loved animals, youll treat them for free right?
6.Im obligated to ask those visiting my work place if they have any weapons to declare.
Just these guns!Flex.
Im like what numbers would you like?
Everyone be like, the winning ones.
8.Video production: Can you photoshop me to look thinner?
9.I work in IT.
Should I just… tUrN iT oFf AnD oN aGaIn?!
Yes, yes you should.
I responded: I wish!
…I totally deserved that.
I went to college for music and have been doing it professionally for sometime now.
I usually get, Omg my granddaughters cousins niece is a singer!
You guys should meet up!
Or, sing something for us!!
13.So, whats the matter with you?
You tell me, youre the doctor!
14.So you might give me the good stuff eh?
Wink wink nudge nudge eh?
Im a nurse not a cocaine dealer, also yes.
Can I get you guys anything else?
Yeah, a boatload of cash!
17.Are you a beauty school dropout?
When I tell people I went to beauty school and worked in hair salons.
I married the wrong girl, dont tell my wife.
Really,anythingfollowed by dont tell my wife.
Our version is definitely: How about I give YOU a lapdance!
The on going joke is someone asking, Cant we just tie them to a chair?
(No, we cant.
Just for those of you who actually think thats an option.)
23.Paramedic here, I ALWAYS get the old ladies saying, Oh!
Or You coming back for me later?
24.I just want a BLACK.
None of this crap-u-she-no chocolate unicorn frap-aye glitter shit.
Just a medium black COFFEE.
I dont care what size you call it but whatevers MEDIUM I want THAT.
25.I work in an office, and the boss often leaves me in charge if hes away.
Since youre in charge can we all go home now?
26.At Starbucks, we have categories and buttons for all the drinks.
The customers will say, Oh you cant find it?
How about you make it and just let me take it.
The button is never added.
Can you make drugs hehehe?
Yes, yes I absolutely can.
No, I will not.
31.So can you come look at my car?
I know nothing about cars.
32.Bike (bicycle) messenger.
Every year during the Tour De France: Youre lost buddy?
All fucking day long.
then laugh like theyre the funniest person in the world.
Little bit of my soul dies every frickin time.
Whenever I take a patients temperature: Arent you going to at least buy her dinner first?
35.Giving out any free samples today?
Sir, if I did that, its a bank robbery.
37.I work in a call center.
I have to ask was there anything else I could help you with at the end of the call.
-Yes bring me a coffee with that.
-Make the sun shine again.
Whats your number you have a sexy voice.
I just ignore them now and wish them a good day.
38.Are you analyzing me now?
The true answer is almost always, I am too apathetic about you to care that much.
At least when it isnt a patient.
I laughed sarcastically with a deadpan face and told a cashier there were customers waiting.
They didnt pay me enough to stop him if he tried.
