Hooked up with a girl (she was 28) with dentures and she gave me a gum job.
1.Was going to go to a bar with a girl I met on Tinder.
She showed up 15 minutes late, which wasnt that big of a deal.
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Got out of her car, crossed the street, and then awkwardly shook my hand.
Told me she forgot her ID at home, apologized, and then left.
3.She brought a stuffed animal.
Not a tiny little thing some (young) women clip to their keychain.
It was a gigantic blue rabbit at least as big as a toddler.
She said she brought it because she sometimes gets scared in movies (we were seeing a comedy.)
After the movie, we grabbed some ice cream and drove the cousins home.
4.Hooked up with a girl (she was 28) with dentures and she gave me a gum job.
5.We were going mini golfing and the dude picked me up wearing a full on tux.
It was so odd and everything about the date was uncomfortable.
6.The guy picked me up, and asked me where I wanted to go.
Maybe a coffee shop?
And just somewhere kind of on the other side of town, I spend all day in this neighborhood.
He took me to a Hardees literally one block away.
During the date he talked almost exclusively about his sexual fetishes.
7.The weirdest was when I was a college junior and dated a girl that was a classmate.
8.He took me to a supermarket.
I dont know why, but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there.
9.I was talking to dude on Tinder and decided to meet up with him for coffee one day.
10.I went on a date with a girl I met online.
Then she shows me a picture and low and behold, he looks more like my brother than hers.
I really like this guy Jason…
SHE was the one who asked ME out!
12.Met someone online and we decided to meet in person for a date.
There was no second date.
14.Dated a woman who didnt tell me she needed meds because she was psychotic.
In the middle of dinner (at a restaurant) she got quiet and distracted.
I asked if she was feeling okay.
A customer was able to talk to her, and got her to put the knife down.
The police were called, and she was arrested.
15.I went on a date with a girl to a bar and grill.
The girl just got set free from a bad relationship.
16.It was supposed to be a coffee date.
I got there, on time, and he had already ordered and drank his coffee.
I went up to get mine, he just stared at me from the table while I was ordering.
Dude genuinely just stared at me.
Maybe he was trying to communicate telepathically, Im not sure.
When I tried to leave, he insisted that I stay.
Why????
We havent talked aboutanythingand its been 2 hours!
I did end up going on a second date with him, but it was just as awkward.
Called it quits after that.
Like, Im pretty sure he thought it made us soulmates or something.
It was… different.
18.Met a girl at a coffee shop for a blind date in the early 2000s.
We ordered, sat down, and started talking the usual stuff about ourselves.
Things took a turn once we reached the employment portion of the conversation.
Once I said that I was an animator she told me it was childish and left.
19.She spent the whole date on her tablet and phone, even though she asked me out.
She is still single, she has not learnt.
20.Matched with a girl on a dating app who seemed super chill and sweet.
Asked her out and we made plans to get dinner at a local burger joint.
Felt like I had been emotionally catfished.
Thankfully never heard from her again.
She showed me lots of pictures before the date ended.
22.Told a girl I was into granola environmental shit.
She replied, Me too.
We hit it off quickly.
Basically begging me to come check it out.
So we picked a day and I took the day off from work.
I was down, and I was getting in the mood myself.
Therefore you walked around the dirtier you felt, which in a way was not surprising.
I still had the worst blue balls in my life which in itself was questionable.
23.Went on a first date where someone asked me why I cut my hair so short.
I told him if he could guess which boob got the axe, Id buy the drinks and appetizer.
He won, and I never saw him again.
Im positive I am the weirdest date THAT guy has ever been on.
24.My first dating app date.
Starts off pretty good, we barely put in our dinner order and her phone starts blowing up.
Her ex was drunk and causing a scene outside her apt.
Her ex kept calling, then her roommate started and then the landlord calls threatening to call the police.
We get our food to go and I take her back to her apt.
The joys of dating!
Being a good sport, I went along with it and it was awkward but okayish.
We went to the park.
(I should mention we were in our 20s.)
She was getting frustrated and angry because I didnt seem all that interested in her dolls.
Do you even know how to have sex?
Umm, not with you I dont.
I said, and got up and walked home.
Theres only so much one can endure while being polite.
26.I went on a 4 hour date with a woman who rides horses for a living.
The entire 4 hours she told me everything I could possibly want to know about horses and then some.
I learned so much about horses that I done forgot most the shit she told me.
27.I matched with a Chinese exchange student on Tinder.
Were texting as Im on the way over, and she days she didnt realize this was a date.
Nonetheless, she asks me to pick up dinner for both of us on the way over.
Presumably because Id spent 15 seconds in silence.
I offer her the food she asked for, she said she wasnt hungry.
I attempt to strike up a conversation, but she dead ends every topic I bring up.
She starts texting, and making phone calls.
She said something about how plans might change because her friend needs help.
Throughout all this, I just sat by myself, eating my sandwich in silence.
When I was finished, I asked if she just wanted me to leave.
She said yes, then gave me $20 for dinner.
But this guy was very condescending about my pronunciation of the few words he learnt from his grandma.
29.Went to the church of Scientology, roped in with promises of free food.
We were on a date for Christmas.
So, so odd.
30.When I was 15, a girl asked me to the movies.
It wasI Love You, Man.Her parents decided to attend too.
They took me right home and that was that.
32.Third date with a guy from hinge.
Started of completely normal- went to a pub for a few drinks.
Guy invites me back to his.
Hadnt smoked for a few years but thought hey itll be fine.
End up feeling very sick and unable to move.
He then suggests we watch a movie.
Also he lived on a boat.
33.I went on a date with this girl from tinder.
She super liked me and messaged first, so I was really happy to have someone interested.
I asked if shed like to go for a walk some time and she said shed love to.
So we get to walking and like 5 minutes in, she asks if I have roommates.
I said yes, I live with 5 people and tell her about a few of them.
Theres Max, Matt, Mark,…
Wait, Mark Smith?
Whats he been up to…
So we start chatting about my roommate and she knows a lot about him.
His family, the sports he plays, his girlfriend.
Every time I make a run at move the conversation somewhere else, she brings it back to Mark.
Shes not even pretending to be into me anymore, shes just fangirling out over my roommate.
I just love him, his hair is always so shiny and he smells so nice!.
She spends the full 2 hours talking about him and asking all sorts of questions.
I didnt really know what to do, so I just boredly keep answering.
When we get back to our cars, she shifts gears again.
Hey, so I had a really great time.
Want to go back to your place to have some fun?.
I get back and tell Mark about the date and he knows exactly who she is.
He picks up his phone and immediately calls the police.
She recognized from photos she had of him and used me to find out where he lived.
34.I dated a dancer one time.
Terrific outfit, nails, brow game, makeup.
Really earned attention to detail points.
We go to the best steakhouse in town.
Order a couple of surf n turfs.
This chick ate like a complete pig.
Like watching Daryl Hannah in Splash.
Bitch had lobster in her hair, down her dress.
It was almost impossible to watch.
I bowed out at the earliest possible moment.
35.Guy starts showing me pics of his super super old cat.
Which is not a problem, I love cats, I told him that I also have a cat.
But then he starts explaining…
He recently adopted this elderly cat because in cat years he calculated that it would be his mothers age.
He named it after his mother.
And his mother had just died.
in my ear and tried to make out with me.
I barely said 5 sentences to this dude.
37.I had a girl bring me to a bingo night.
At a Shriners hall.
We were the youngest people there by a quarter of a century at least.
And we were both pretty terrible at it.
She then proceeded to read the poem aloud in a crowded restaurant.
39.My first official bf took me to his Christian church for our first date.
Sure take the pagan to a Christian church.
I got through about two pages before I laughed, stood up, and left.
