“Put out my hand for him to hold and he high fived me.”
His exact response was, Oh, cool, what colour?
I sent him a pic of it and he replied with can you put it up your butt too?
@criene
Put out my hand for him to hold and he high fived me.
Him: ya
Me: ok, do you want to go out with me this Friday?
Him: ya, just like that, it was perfect.
My train came and I thought fuck it and kissed my then-not-boyfriend on the mouth.
Immediately after, I jumped on the train, on which the doors then closed.
Lol, bless his heart.
Last summer I was doing my best to seduce who is my current boyfriend.
I take advantage of this moment to strip in front of him, as sensual as possible.
(Bathing suit was underneath my clothes.)
He runs past me, full sprint, and cannonballs into the pool.
Halloween morning 2014, he knocked on my door to drive me to work.
I knew this girl for a year and kinda had feelings for her the whole time.
We got close for a few weeks and one time Im watching some films at hers.
It gets late and I start to head out, she says I dont want you to go.
Lights go out, we start going to sleep.
Still, I dont get that SHES trying to make moves on ME.
10 minutes later she finally gives up and just kisses me.
She mocked me about this for months after.
Hint: Want to have sex in the shower later?
~later, in the shower, waiting forever, door left cracked open…
I give up.~
Question: Why didnt you come into the shower??
I didnt know you wanted me to!
~crickets~
This has happened more than once.
He didnt go home with me.
I dont think it was because he found me unattractive, but I cant be sure anymore.
I thought it was the logical last step, but he just kissed me goodbye.
This went on for all the classes we had together, and we had a lot.
It turns out he was a chicken too.
He said those four years were the biggest tease imaginable, its hilarious to talk about now.
SighsSo Ive actually had sex with a girl before realizing she was actually intome.
We set the cake aside.
I invite her in and she asks what Im up to.
Sorry, I hope you dont mind, I just got really horny and couldnt help myself.
Of course, I say something like oh, uh, thats OK.
I have actresses that really do that for me, too.
And I do absolutely nothing because I still dont get that shes coming onto me.
Another ten minutes of this pass before she just turns to me and asks Can I suck your dick?
Hitting on my now boyfriend of three years.
I was complimenting him on how handsome he was and how he had beautiful eyes.
He legitimately thought thats what I wanted.
I stayed out so late that I missed my friends party.
I told him, with my head in his crotch, that I could blow his mind.
Asked a guy for his number after a Meetup.
He eventually caught on.
I started talking to a guy who was behind on Game Of Thrones.
He ends up marathoning the show without me.
Were dating now, but he sure as hell better not watch season 7 without me.
A long time before my husband and I started dating we were partying in my apartment.
He said he was going to crash on the couch.
I told him you’ve got the option to come sleep in my bed.
I shit you not he said well where would you sleep?
I cant kick you out of your bed.
He thought it was hilarious.
Years later he asked me why we never hooked up.
I have a pole in my living room.
So one day I dressed like a school girl and waited for my boyfriend to get home.
He kinda killed it.
I was at a party drinking with a guy I had a bit of a crush on.
He DID touch them for a second, but then he just kept going on with the conversation.
I figured he wasnt interested and I got over it.
I was the guy.
Turn on some random movie and she proceeds to cuddle on me.
Her: So what do you want to do?
Me: Idkrandom chatter about movie
Her: My last boyfriend couldnt last more than 2 minutes with me.
No guy has actually.
Me: Oh I could do better than that
Her: Oh yeah?
;)
Me:random chatter about movie
This is not a fire drill folks, this actually happened.
My ex-boyfriend was pretty reserved and had limited experience with girls when I first met him.
It took forever for it to click with him that I was into him.
I would convince him to sleep over at my place or let me sleep at his to snuggle.
I would wear nothing but a t-shirt and panties.
I would literally press my body up against his and talk to him with our faces an inch apart.
I would whisper in his ear and rest my hand on his thigh an inch away from his package.
It took over a month of this before he realized I wasnt just being friendly!
I was living with my then-boyfriend a few years ago.
We dont pay for water.
We were good friends, we had much in common, we were at the top of our class.
Also, I thought she was cute.
One day she and her friend approaches me during lunch.
Girl: Hey, dont you wannaask me something?
[Raises eyebrows]
Me: ………..I dont know, what?
[She and her friend gives each other a look]
Girl: Are you going to prom?
Me: Im not sure, I dont have anyone to go with.
I didnt get the hint until years after.
But I did end up going to prom with the fellas.
So close even, that I fell in love with her and she apparently was with me.
So we met more often during the evening, sometimes late at night, watched movies, hung out.
She got way more direct with me about being interested in me.
So it was not that far.
Those two conversations were apart like, 5-10 Minutes.
A bonus on top of my cluelessness: For her 21st birthday I gave her an iPhone.
If I would have had a time machine, I would have kicked myself into reacting right now.
Since it could have been the best relationship in my life.
And promptly started showing her my WOW account… she left pretty soon after.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my dorm for Netflix and chill.
We watched Parks and Rec for two hours and then he went home without touching me once.
Texting him every day: he thought I was doing it in a friendly manner.
Calling him cute names: he thought I was kidding.
Asking him to judge my outfits: he didnt think nothing of it.
I thought we were just friends.
I feel bad for the girl now, because I was really into her too.
My couch is super comfortable and I can make it up for you if youd like.
Me: Maybe I could sleep in your bed with you.
Him: I promise the couch isnt bad.
