3.That your clothes will stop fitting as early as 6 weeks in!
6.As a result, your pregnancy will really only seem real toyoufor awhile.
7.Not even your partner will fully register whats going on until youre visibly knocked up.

16.That once the second trimester hits, you will have to pee pretty much always.
18.That your boobs will become engorged as early as the first trimester.
19.So youll probably need new bras way before your babys born, whether or not you plan to breastfeed.

20.And those giant boobies will probably feel sore rather than make you feel like a voluptuous superstar.
22.That your nipples will probably get bigger.
23.That your ass will likely grow a few sizes, too.

24.That your belly button will eventually invert.
25.That your pregnancy body will cause you serious outfit selection distress on many many mornings.
34.That it’s possible for you to have contractions sporadically for several weeks leading up to your due date.
39.That strangers really will want to touch your belly.
40.And theres definitely a certain throw in of dude who fetishizes pregnant women.