Ursula: I wont stop until I make you lose your voice.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These dating bios fromAsk Redditare inappropriate but hilarious.
1.Snow White:I like to take care of 7 guys at the same time.
Cinderella
2.Cinderella:Dont worry about me losing a shoe, because I wont be wearing anything tonight.
3.Mulan:Ill make a man out of you.
4.Gaston:No one fucks like Gaston, no one sucks like Gaston.
No one splits it then quits it like Gaston.
5.Baymax:On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your desire for sex?
6.Tarzan:A Real Swinger.
7.Goofy:Father of one, not looking for a relationship, only want to fyuck.
8.Donald Duck:I dont wear trousers so you see right now whatcha gonna get.
9.The Little Mermaid:Darling its better down where its wetter, take it from me.
10.Sleeping Beauty:I like to wake up with a kiss.
11.Kronk:Squeaky squeak squeakity squeak squeak.
Ill let you know what that means later.
12.Mother Gothel:I may look young, but Ive got experience.
13.Buzz Lightyear:To the G Spot… and beyond!
14.Ralph:Im gonna wreck it!
15.Slinky Dog:I got something else you’re able to stretch.
16.Anna:My sister wouldnt approve, but wanna get married?
17.Hades:Looking for a Hot time?
Ill show you the time of your life.
18.Cruella De Ville:No Peta members.
19.Perdy:I have 101 children and they are my world.
They will always come first.
If my dogs dont like you then I wont like you.
20.Ursula:I wont stop until I make you lose your voice.
21.Winnie the Pooh:Im just looking for my hunny pot.
22.Hercules:Im literally a god, what more could you ask for?
23.Cinderella:Lets hope it fits.
24.Alice:Looking for someone sane.
Been down that rabbit hole before.
25.Stitch:Looking for Experiment 69.
26.Jasmine:Just want someone to rub my lamp and take me to a whole new world.
27.Rapunzel:And yes.
The drapes do match with the carpets.
28.Elsa:Whos next in line to try and thaw this ice queen?
29.Eeyore:Im just here for some tail.
Thanks for noticing me.
30.Quasimodo:Youre not the only one getting humped.
31.Aladdin:Im rich.
I have my own sentient monkey and carpet.
I can literally show you the world.
33.Maui:What can I say exceptyoure welcome?
34.Rapunzel:Looking for someone to pull my hair.
Potts:Im a little teapot, short and stout.
When I get all steamed up (maybe you could help with this?)
36.Snow White:Some day my prince will cum.
37.Yzma:Come let me pull the right lever.
38.Gepetto:I really know how to use my wood.
39.Cinderella:If you dont like feet, swipe left.
40.Woody:Andy wont be the only one thats coming.
41.Li Shang:Girly guys and manly girls only.
42.Mickey Mouse:Single and looking, last girlfriend was fuckin goofy.
43.Pinocchio:When I lie, my wood gets longer.
44.Belle:Dont care what you look like as long as you have a big ass library.
