Thank you for your support for the plastic surgery industry.
1.Put it back in!
Its not done yet!

Jens Johnsson
2.Aww, what a cute condom ad!
3.Someday shes going to make a bunch of cats very happy.
4.Dont worry, you’re free to have another one.

5.It must be really nice to know that no one will have a go at steal your baby.
6.Oh well, better luck next time I guess.
7.Awe thats such a cute… Outfit!
8.Im sure theyll have beautiful handwriting.
9.Thank you for your support for the plastic surgery industry.
10.He looks like Caillou.
12.Is that his ass or his face?
13.Must have been a traumatic birthing.
14.Aww look at what you made!
15.Cute dog, wheres the baby?
16.Your baby is beautiful… in its own way.
17.Your offspring is off-putting.
18.Aww they look just like you.
19.Aww, your baby has the perfect face for radio!
20.This one is broken, go make a new one.
21.Did you get that thing in area 51?
22.This one does not spark joy.
23.Did you drop him or something?
24.That kids got potential.
26.Ahhh what a shame.
27.Now THATS a baby.
28.The baby is breathtaking.
29.Wanna hold it?
30.Is his he/she from Mars?
31.Your baby has very distinct features.
A gift and a curse one could say…
32.Wow, its got such a great personality!
33.Does he mark his own territory?
34.Your child is very similar to you.
35.You guys gonna name it Quasi?
36.Your son/daughter has a face only a mother could love.
37.The shaved cat is cool and all.
But seriously, wheres the baby?
38.Aww, what a lovely name.
39.My baby was ALSO ugly when he/she was born.
40.Aww he has your eyes, your feet, and your unforgivable UGLINESS.
41.It looks like a Picasso painting.
42.She looks like a potato.
YOU GUYS GOT ME.
WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS?!
44.Why are you pushing Gollum around in a stroller?
45.Im sure theyll grow into a beautiful/handsome young adult.