These movies may be a disaster, but the hot guys saving the day sure aren’t.
I love disaster movies.
Im so prepared for the world to end that I feel relief seeing it finally happen.
Titanic / Pompeii
However, theres another integral component of disaster movies that critics never talk about: hot, sweaty men.
This was conclusively proven by a pivotal scene in the recentTwistersin whichGlen Powell wears a wet T-shirt.Thats it.
Thats the whole scene.
But Powells moist happy trail also gave me an idea.
That said, I have never found Jake Gyllenhaal very attractive.
Now, have I replayed the tent scene fromBrokeback Mountainforty times?
Sony Pictures
Yes, but that was for research.
At least he saved all those people from that tidal wave in Manhattan, though.
But John Cusack doesnt do it for me here.
Sony Pictures
Hes too dad energy and desperate.
Also, he never says anything funny!
My door only opens to men who make me laugh.
Lionsgate
However, hes also fun.
He gets to do action star things and be a naughty gladiator and chase after a basic rich girl.
However, theres one more factor of Haringtons performance that truly elevates it to Oscar-worthy.
Warner Bros.
If you guessed his three-pack, youre half right.
Also: Pecs, lats, quads, and the other ones.
But hes too much of a perfect archetype of, like, masculinity?
Paramount Pictures
But be honest: Would you care aboutTitanicif it werent for Roses hot three night stand?
