But above all else, one of the most endearing things about an Australian is the way they speak.
It sounds obvious: we make words shorter to save us a bit of time and effort.
But some diminutives actually make words longer, like Tommo for Tom.

Bianca Sparacino
- And we dont really save a lot of time by saying barbie instead of barbecue.
how are you?
79.Whinge: to complain
80.Bruce: an Aussie man.

So enjoy good folks of America some of the dirty words used down under.
Got The Hots For:The act of having a crush on someone.
OMG so Sally Jones totally has the hots for Johnno.

Pash:The act of kissing someone i.e.
OMG Sally Jones and Johnno totally pashed!
Wristy:The act of jerking off a man, i.e.

She gave him a wristy in the bathroom at the party.
Gobby:The act of giving a man a blow job, i.e.
Then she got on her knees and have him a gobby.

Cop A Root:The act of having sex i.e.
Did you cop a root?
Smash Your Back Out:The act of having sex, i.e.

Tits out for the boys!
Toeir Than A Roman Sandal:Someone that is very horny, i.e.
All these babes are making me toeir than a Roman sandal.

Jut (Pronounced Joot):A vagina i.e.
Tosser:A slur against someone implying that they masturbate a lot; wanker, i.e.
Johnno cheated on Sally Jones, what a fucking tosser.
Spoof:Semen, i.e.
I got his spoof in my hair, how embarrassing.
Also used to imply aimlessness in life, i.e.
I just spoofed about all day.