What is a bear’s favorite soda?
If you saw a bear in the wild, it would be nothing to laugh about.
Youre going to be laughing so hard you wont be able to BEAR it.
Ill be out in a minute, Im bearly dressed.
They use their bear hands.
Because they are in black and white.
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
He becomes a drizzly bear.
Because they live on ice only.
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Because its hard for them to catch.
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
He was told he was not koala-fied.
He was already stuffed.
They were polar opposites.
Because he never lost his bearings.
They hit the paws button.
I call them bite-mares.
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
In a snow bank.
The bearer of bad news.
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Because he couldnt bear it!
Because its mother pandad to its every whim!
Take away its credit cards.
Because they would look weird in ski jackets.
Just bear with me.
