Why are fiction writers better than poets?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
The library.
He likes big books and he cannot lie.
They dont have any shelf awareness.
Take the words right out of his mouth.
He can only blame his shelf.
It was bound to happen.
Someone else is always checking them out.
Its all very hush hush.
They know how to run spell check.
Its not how they roll.
It was a cliff-hanger.
Its hard to breathe with no Eyre.
He didnt know what he was Tolkein about.
He had a good opening line.
When I think about you, I touch my shelf.
Their opponents were dewey decimated.
They thought it would be too Sirius.
You follow their footnotes.
He has the best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
He always has a pair of dice lost.
It has no frictional characters.
An author you cant refuse.
It had to get its appendix removed.
He goes through them quickly.
We better stop now.
Hes a motherf*cker.
He wouldnt cook the books.
Typos make them [sic].
They have the spine for it.
So he nose where he stopped reading.
The judge threw the book at him.
Thanks for opening up to me.
